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Old 10-02-2007, 11:03 AM
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I don't want your drool to spatter my nice clothes anyway....
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All of this drooling and CantCountTo2 is nowhere to be found.

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rule-eng un ze flour!!!

leff-eng may ess oaf!!!
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I don't want your drool to spatter my nice clothes anyway....

Oh like ya wear any.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:17 AM
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I don't want your drool to spatter my nice clothes anyway....

May I say you hair is to die for today...my sweet?
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:22 AM
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Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister.
it's funny, we used to make up stuff too. you almost felt guilty if you had nothing to say--go figure, catholics and guilt...so, in essence you were 'sinning' by making up a sin, since you felt you must have done something wrong!! how bad must i be, i've sinned and now don't even remember?!?!
ah, so glad those days are over and done with.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:24 AM
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Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.
ha! me too!
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:31 AM
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Who does Miss GoodBar think she's kidding here?
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:36 AM
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Her penance were probably censored.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:54 AM
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I can hear Dannie now.....

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...for I have sinned. My last confession was 7 boys ago.


Oh my God!!



Excuse me Father...I meant DAYS ago.I talked to someone who was a nonCatholic.



Then I had sex with him.


DOGGONE IT!




I mean then I put a hex on him ...since he wasn't Catholic.



I ate Mike....YOW!!!!....I mean MEAT on Friday!

Oh gosh Father...forgive me.


I don't know who's.........PHOOEY!...I mean what's got into me.



Oh all right....I'm a very bad girl.





But I am not falling for the Father Ryan penance deal here....so don't try that one on me.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:07 PM
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May I say you hair is to die for today...my sweet?

you may.
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why thank you....you are too kind.
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why thank you....you are too kind.
Aw...least I could say.



May I also say I admire its rich,full body and beautiful luster?
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Have we ever had this one?

I hate to redo.




It's a clip about the great Alan Speegish with a musical accompanyment by Wayne Newton before his allergy to Himalayan Hash developed.





http://youtube.com/watch?v=FAuZkPHQ8J4
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I don't know about any of you...but I find this place much easier to take while listening to special affects.
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May I also say I admire its rich,full body and beautiful luster?

you may...
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Get a pucking room you two
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Get a pucking room you two

Leave them alone. He's "wooing" her.
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