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Old 10-03-2007, 03:13 PM
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Hey Morty..

I bet you didn't know BentMuhPud, GnarlyTonJim, and GenuineCrazyLady had a band, didja?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:24 PM
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Hey Morty..

I bet you didn't know BentMuhPud, GnarlyTonJim, and GenuineCrazyLady had a band, didja?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc
I didn't..and I can't find the right version of 10 Years Gone By...that one sucks...phooey.


Let's end it this PM with this one..this is greaaaat:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Xf0N9Juko
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:28 PM
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Some of you are wondering what happened to Bababooyee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfyeyQ25d4
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:45 PM
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it's down to the two boyfriends now. what did you do with dahoss?
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:20 PM
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I'm scrolling through all of your past posts looking for a funny post, or a winner............I haven't found one yet. But I am no quitter, I am determined. I am sure there is at least one.....maybe.
Knock your socks off. If you want, I'll give you the deal to cut my lawn.
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:37 PM
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BentMuhPud's posts are a ripoff of 50 cent songs.
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:38 PM
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But then what would you do all day besides be not funny and kiss Oracles ass?
This is the kissy-poo thread....doesn't everything go? Why are you not practicing on your mirror like Morty told you to?
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:55 PM
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Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.


Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:56 PM
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Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.


Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.
You took Liverpool?
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:58 PM
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Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.


Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.

ror!

HEY!


Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE!


FUCl< IT!


Just have fun with the rest of the day.






What would GenuineCrazy....no!....How about necking with Dannie!!...how's that?
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Old 10-03-2007, 05:06 PM
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[quote=Mortimer]ror!

HEY!

[b][color="Blue"]
Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE!


FUCl< IT!


QUOTE]You still want a joke?
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Old 10-03-2007, 05:13 PM
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You took Liverpool?
Liverpool are my team but i didn't bet them.

However, i did bet Milan, Valencia and Bremen.... singles, doubles and trables.



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Old 10-03-2007, 05:28 PM
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OK, Mort, here's your joke.

DaHoss, Mort and Pillow Pants are on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

DaHoss said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then Mort said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Pillow Pants fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now Pillow Pants was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

Pillow Pants replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!"

Play on.
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Old 10-03-2007, 05:36 PM
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Play on.
What are you doing in Hialeah?
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Old 10-03-2007, 05:56 PM
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I take it back. You are very funny. That joke is evidence. Comics everywhere are shaking in their boots that you don't retire from your lucrative mowing the lawn gig and turn to comedy.
You're forgiven.
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:06 PM
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What are you doing in Hialeah?
So you go on editing others' posts and scouring the internet for the lamest photos you can find. At least that guy gets his kicks on his own and perhaps appeals to a lot of people, though not me. You, on the other hand, appeal to a narrower group, just DaHoss and Morty.

For you, that's probably going to be a top highlight of your year, if not your life. Congratulations.

I'll be in Hialeah Friday.
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:10 PM
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What about a great seguey into tonight...how about DEB-RAH?






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8j-8oktTQ
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:12 PM
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[quote=SentToStud]
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ror!

HEY!

[b][color="Blue"]
Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE!


FUCl< IT!


QUOTE]You still want a joke?

OK..I deleted the nasty post...this is for fun purposes only..so let's have some.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:22 PM
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ring-ring

Hello

Who is this?

How should I know!!

click








Hey doorman....call me a taxi.

You're a taxi.








Came 2 days early from a biz trip..sick of the wife..told the taxi guy to take me some place fun.


He took me to my house.













Guy came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in 5 days.


















I'm trying to help here......someone else say something funny.

But not something funny.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:30 PM
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This is fun:




http://www.featurepics.com/StockPict...oman68353.aspx
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