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Old 05-28-2008, 11:15 AM
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Mr. Scavanatah may now step down.







The jury will stop rule-eng un ze flour IMMEDIATELY or I will sanction you!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:16 AM
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I am posting freee-ly


I am posting freeee-ly

I am posting freeee-ly




HA-HA






HA





HA-HA
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:17 AM
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Mr. Scavanatah....do you have anything to say as to the jury finding you ridiculously guilty and before I clean your clock in sentencing?
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:19 AM
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post court date

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZphoRcfdu1w
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:24 AM
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Scavanatah....yer azz is gonna git peeled lak a bananer.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:25 AM
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Don't dig holes in Boss Paul's yard.


It just ain't gonna work.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:26 AM
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Who loves a parade!?










Ah do!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:29 AM
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Geev Heem Zum Chigun Zoup!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:31 AM
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Woot ded ze lee-tel bar-day sey to Skiv?











COO-COO!

COO-COO!
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:36 AM
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( let's listen in as Scav putts...I mean reacts to the judges harsh sentencing )






































NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I AM INNO-CENT!!


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!






NOOOOOOO!


NONONONONO!!!





OH GOD!!...HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!


















LEAVE ME ALONE!!........I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY DEBIT CARD!!!









THE DEPUTY LIES!! HE LIES!!

THE SWINE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I AM A PATSY...YOU ARE A KANGERO!!




NOOOO!























I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU ALL!!











MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:44 AM
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And so...what has the Human Offering taught us all here today?




No one?






How about....................you never know just how you look....


...until you get your picture took.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:53 AM
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And so...what has the Human Offering taught us all here today?




No one?






How about....................you never know just how you look....


...until you get your picture took.
Sir, I would like to thank you for completely ruining my thread, which was meant as an advice thread of what I should do, in this time of need.

At least the top predata gave me some advice and well thought out discussion, she helped me.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:00 PM
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Dont Taze Me Bro!!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:29 PM
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Dont Taze Me Bro!!!!
Looks like he went to lunch....
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:31 PM
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There are times when I must stand up for what is right....even if it sides with the fuzz.

You admit you were well over the speed limit....and being a clear and present danger to fellow incompetents on the highway.

Nya?

The guy didn't stop you for 47. He stopped you for 65---which you admit was a little on the low side.

Why fucl< with this?
I'm with Morty on this one. Why bother? If you think he actually got you on the low side don't fight it.

I got a ticket in California a couple months ago going 89 in a 65, when in fact I was probably going over 100. In California if you're going 25+ they can put you in jail immediately. I said thank you sir have a nice day and paid it.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:35 PM
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I have rethought it and I am waiting on response from a friend on options, but i am probably just going to suffer through the 4 hour traffic school and have it not go on my record, $115.....
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:38 PM
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I have rethought it and I am waiting on response from a friend on options, but i am probably just going to suffer through the 4 hour traffic school and have it not go on my record, $115.....
Just kick the cop in the balls and drive off next time. Cheaper than going to court for it.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:39 PM
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Sir, I would like to thank you for completely ruining my thread, which was meant as an advice thread of what I should do, in this time of need.

At least the top predata gave me some advice and well thought out discussion, she helped me.
Oh forget it.

As for Ms. Parker...she's dead.




Know what ahm sayin' ?










I am always.....at your service.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:40 PM
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Just kick the cop in the balls and drive off next time. Cheaper than going to court for it.
This guy would have smoked me
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:42 PM
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I don't know how he could have gunned you if he was driving the other way. So wouldn't the judge have to ask where he got the 64mph figure from?
What's the worse that could happen, you are guilty and have to pay a fine for doing 64. That's what you are thinking about doing anyway. It seems like a freeroll. Unless Morty rats on you.
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