Sara's Toga Diary - Page 4

cowgirlintexas · #61 08-03-2008, 11:33 PM

Look at it like a gun I guess..lol and move back and forth

lmao!!

Mortimer · #62 08-03-2008, 11:38 PM

OK.

I'm very interested in seeing how funny this is....hang on.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

THUD!

Mortimer · #63 08-03-2008, 11:50 PM

I

thud

#64 08-03-2008, 11:55 PM

#65 08-03-2008, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I

thud

Was this the pinnacle of all orgasms or
did he shoot himself in the face?
(It was a pretend gun right)?
Or both...

911 either way.
This must be studied.

cowgirlintexas · #66 08-04-2008, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn

Was this the pinnacle of all orgasms or
did he shoot himself in the face?
(It was a pretend gun right)?
Or both...

911 either way.
This must be studied.

No gun..just something I think he will have to explain.. If he ever found his inhaler that is

Mortimer · #67 08-04-2008, 10:01 AM

Note to myself:

Schedule doctors visit...insist on inhaler and electric shock paddle machine.

Also....consider spanking Arletta.Oh BrownSugar will be jealous and get mad,but she always does that.

Running low on aged cedar embers...must replenish stock.

Final note......the underground newsstand outside of Bob's Fish Market is now off limits. DO NOT GO THERE ANYMORE.

GPK · #68 08-04-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Note to myself:

Schedule doctors visit...insist on inhaler and electric shock paddle machine.

Also....consider spanking Arletta.Oh BrownSugar will be jealous and get mad,but she always does that.

Running low on aged cedar embers...must replenish stock.

Final note......the underground newsstand outside of Bob's Fish Market is now off limits. DO NOT GO THERE ANYMORE.

Wise choice.

they are on to you

Mortimer · #69 08-04-2008, 10:43 AM

It's quite the opposite,Nivek.

GPK · #70 08-04-2008, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

It's quite the opposite,Nivek.

Mortimer · #71 08-04-2008, 11:09 AM

"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by all the bull phooey they have put up with their entire life. It is the sum total from fear and loathing they have accumulated and this more than anything else dictates their true value; how they have handled it all.Therefor...it is not the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self,but the fault of mindless behemoth like beasts who have intruded upon their right to a pursuit of happiness and have meddled with cosmic force by distorting this human we speak of's right to free and clear liberation from him/herself.Yer fucl<in'-aye."

~ MORTE'

Thanks ,Kev...ah be lakin' yo azz.

GPK · #72 08-04-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by all the bull phooey they have put up with their entire life. It is the sum total from fear and loathing they have accumulated and this more than anything else dictates their true value; how they have handled it all.Therefor...it is not the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self,but the fault of mindless behemoth like beasts who have intruded upon their right to a pursuit of happiness and have meddled with cosmic force by distorting this human we speak of's right to free and clear liberation from him/herself.Yer fucl<in'-aye."

~ MORTE'

Thanks ,Kev...ah be lakin' yo azz.

I think I just found my new siggy....