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Old 09-06-2010, 01:47 AM
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No wonder I can't sleep.

People call me gay,disabled....and now a girl.






At least Im provocative.

Most here probably thought I was Catholic.












But there is one thing I do know.

I llllllove ZenYaddaYaddaYadda!!!!



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Old 09-06-2010, 01:53 AM
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Seriously?
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:01 AM
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..uh,no....
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:11 AM
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I never really thought you were gay, a girl, disabled or a Zenyatta lover




You are obviously a very virile and macho man























Who may very well love Richard's Kid

















But that does not make you a priest

















gosh darn it!
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:15 AM
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I never really thought you were gay, a girl, disabled or a Zenyatta lover.

This better be good
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You are obviously a very virile and macho man


It is!!!!
























Who may very well love Richard's Kid


At least the first part was good.


















But that does not make you a priest


One has to take the eunuch test to pass....am allergic to feathers ,down there.


















gosh darn it





thud!!
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:17 AM
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Say something about your childhood and then...go to bed!!
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:26 AM
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I played with G.I. Joe when I was a kid







I had several of them










Most had the Kung Fu grip









I had one Barbie doll










My Grandmother gave her to me for Christmas








I just played with her so G.I. Joe had someone to have sex with







Even at a young age I knew Big Ben wasn't his type









Barbie was a cheap whore




















The End




























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Old 09-06-2010, 02:27 AM
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p.s. Good night
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:47 AM
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I played with My Little Ponies and Breyer Horses....at a very young age I knew horses were better than people.
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P.S. Good morning!

Now it's time to hike 7 miles.
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p.s. Good night
DC that was such a nice story.......I cried.

We have so much in common..I loved GI Joe and women!


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Old 09-06-2010, 09:59 AM
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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^^^^^

Davey-poo suck up
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:10 AM
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^^^^^

Davey-poo suck up
Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????
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Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????
OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:21 AM
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OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm leaving.........
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Old 09-06-2010, 11:53 AM
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You are all so amusing.

Yet none of you has an invitation to Honula's birthday pahty........but ah do!!






Anyhooo----I thought some of my childhood memories, to date, were disturbing;that is until CGD,Sighty-poo and Ralphy offered some of theirs.I know some of you degenerates ,noticing Sighty's 7 mile hike in honor of her constant fear of fat......imagine very firm thighs.But think of it this way----foot texture to match Waits' voice.I wouldn't want that rubbing on my chest.



Myself....I despised GI Joe.The only ''doll" I ever had was a zebra.



Yes,Math2+2=5..thanks to my "good" friend Ralphy, my real name is out.Might as well give out the whole thing now.

It's Davey-poo Kins.


Part Chinese.

Happy now...are ya?
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Old 09-06-2010, 12:03 PM
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ROR....

Sorry my good friend... I didn't think Mathy Poo would respond.

But now that you are out of the closet...can I have your Library Card.


I had an Erection Kit as a child..it was frustrating because I always lost the little nuts.

But I digress....
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Old 09-06-2010, 12:11 PM
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It's OK...Math is a known divot.




But the rest......no more childhood memories from you and CatGirl,OK?

Sighty-poo gets one more chance.

I think there's a good chance she'll pop out a desk floater.
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