AQU assistance please

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Damn, I guess it was wishful thinking that was another fronton in the area.
Simulcasting Jai Alai at a dog track, can anyone say ROCKBOTTOM.

Don't judge me, bro

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Don't judge me, bro

I actually think that it sounds like a delightful time............

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Go back and read my post from earlier today. The Tampa Jai Alai Fronton is a Home Depot now. The only Jai Alai you will see will be on TV at TBD or Derby Lane.

You can stand shoulder to shoulder with gpk at Derby Lane as he roots home Michael Oosting at Balmoral while you are yelling at Xabat when he drops the pelota one point shy of the exacta in Dania.

do you feel good now? you just destroyed a man's dream

-bt-

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

I actually think that it sounds like a delightful time............

Matt - I have no earthly idea why, how, or what to bet on that - Bigs is scarring with all this boleta stuff... He know too much to be a casual fan.


As a rule I can't bet on something that can look at an odds board and stiff a play. I get enough of that watching Guidry ride at Tampa.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Matt - I have no earthly idea why, how, or what to bet on that - Bigs is scarring with all this boleta stuff... He know too much to be a casual fan.


As a rule I can't bet on something that can look at an odds board and stiff a play. I get enough of that watching Guidry ride at Tampa.

You have to view Jai-Alai as an entertainment option with a chance to make some money, almost as if they had gambling involved with professional wrestling.

[Calzone Lord]

The only way you can bet Jai Alai is to find the best player in singles matches.

Look for an event where he has an inside draw, and the outside number players are bums.

Bet him $4 WP (the max you can probably get away with without cutting into his odds) and wheel him on top for the minimum possible. Maybe even split the bet with someone else.

You should do relatively OK this way.

And you can yell stuff like "throw the Rebote" at the TV a lot.

[golfer]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Matt - I have no earthly idea why, how, or what to bet on that - Bigs is scarring with all this boleta stuff... He know too much to be a casual fan.

As a rule I can't bet on something that can look at an odds board and stiff a play. I get enough of that watching Guidry ride at Tampa.

Dan, I have a strong suspicion he used to PLAY, back in the 80's there was a Pelotari named Miguel Grande! I will try to find a picture

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

The only way you can bet Jai Alai is to find the best player in singles matches.

Look for an event where he has an inside draw, and the outside number players are bums.

Bet him $4 WP (the max you can probably get away with without cutting into his odds) and wheel him on top for the minimum possible. Maybe even split the bet with someone else.

You should do relatively OK this way.

And you can yell stuff like "throw the Rebote" at the TV a lot.

That is some fine advice Doug. May I suggest that you have a 5 minute segment covering Jai alai on your new handicapping show.

[Bigsmc]

First this....

Originally Posted by GPK

GFY....I'm at the Taj Mahal of dog racing. This f*ckn place is unreal!!!

Then this....

Originally Posted by GPK

my dog betting days are done!!

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by GPK

You must have enough money to burn a wet mule. Don't forget in a few weeks that there will be poker tables too.

I haven't heard this. Link?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

First this....



Then this....

I'm just gonna be watching. Besides...if my memory serves me correctly, and it may not since it's been 3 years, but I'm fairly certain The Big M harness will be simulcast from the dog track. I just wanna watch you guys make trips notes on the dogs for bet backs.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I haven't heard this. Link?

Link for the wet mule quote? I know your city ass has never heard that before.

http://nmisscommentor.com/politics/e...rn-a-wet-mule/

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by 3kings

I think QD talked Motion into targeting a turf stakes at at Tampa 2/25 for Animal Kingdom. That might bring out deader money than mine.

That just so happens to be the day I'm going to be at TBD.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by OldDog

:$
That just so happens to be the day I'm going to be at TBD.

There is gonna be a whole crew of us there. I will be the really tall good looking guy surrounded by a bunch of degenerates.

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by GPK

Link for the wet mule quote? I know your city ass has never heard that before.

http://nmisscommentor.com/politics/e...rn-a-wet-mule/

The table games news, dumbass.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

The table games news, dumbass.

I was telling BT that there is poker at TBD, which is where a crew of us are gonna be in a few weeks. I wasn't referring to the Big A, dumbass.

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by GPK

I was telling BT that there is poker at TBD, which is where a crew of us are gonna be in a few weeks. I wasn't referring to the Big A, dumbass.

That's what I get for thinking you had something useful to share.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

That's what I get for thinking you had something useful to share.

No, that's just what you getting for thinking, period.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by GPK

There is gonna be a whole crew of us there. I will be the really tall good looking guy surrounded by a bunch of degenerates.

I hope I run into you all. I'll be the wide-eyed (because I only get to a track a few times a year) guy with a Racing Form and a camera.

Oh, and dead money.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by OldDog

I hope I run into you all. I'll be the wide-eyed (because I only get to a track a few times a year) guy with a Racing Form and a camera.

Oh, and dead money.

If it's dead, give it to me. I will hold it for you.

You can't miss us. We will be sitting with the Mayor of Trinity, FL and his trusty sidekick Exacta Bob, right overlooking the finish line.