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Old 07-04-2008, 12:27 AM
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The Clown.





Shall visit BrownSugar...tonight...as she does sleep.

From under her bed...he will emit a peep.
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:14 AM
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I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

Spyder

"Ask not what Spyder can do for you, but what you can do for Spyder"


This is my mind's eye view of what really goes on in the CAH-SOL

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4peDtxLazU
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:59 AM
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I'm sure Genuine Crazy Lady is waving all the NFL team flags today.
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:59 AM
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Because,as we know, without the NFL...there would be no USA.
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Old 07-04-2008, 11:47 AM
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My favorite color!



Still in ice bath...may take rest of month for full recovery.
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:09 PM
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See! I knew this was a soap opera! Although you could have thrown in Barnabas Collins since this takes place in a CAH-SOL.



Overall it was good UNTIL you got up and pumped your muscles. Alittle too much ego there. I give it 1 1/2 woody's up.
Well that and the blue navy tank top with the gray running shorts, made me think of Richard Simmons!

But you certainly topped the Franny novella, the mermaid in that one was confusing.

I'm with Deb-O-Deb...1 1/2.
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:12 PM
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Well that and the blue navy tank top with the gray running shorts, made me think of Richard Simmons!

But you certainly topped the Franny novella, the mermaid in that one was confusing.

I'm with Deb-O-Deb...1 1/2.


You read too much Harlequin.



Debbie understands....she's jealous of Tinkerbelle.

And I will not accept anything less than splendid.
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:17 PM
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But it will be interesting to hear Sighty-poo's take.
































Maybe not.
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:21 PM
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This brings back a recent memory.....I forgot to do Debbie.




I must write the opening Fetch Boy interview scene.
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:23 PM
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No splendid until the tank top and running shorts are gone!!!!
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No splendid until the tank top and running shorts are gone!!!!
I'm so embarrassed...got lost in threads again.



Anyhoo.....!OOOOOOOOOO!



ror!










You have to remember...it was Sara's in July....and just for the day scenes. It was hot, but I must say even I get excited when making muscles in the mirror with my famous navy blue tank top and gray running shorts.






Would you like a photo?
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:42 PM
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Sure will you be wearing your black cape instead of the Richard Simmons outfit?

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Old 07-04-2008, 03:34 PM
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Old 07-04-2008, 08:43 PM
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I'm having bu koo trouble with the Fetch Boy interview scene.






I may have to scrap it.
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Old 07-04-2008, 08:56 PM
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No splendid until the tank top and running shorts are gone!!!!

This could be taken in so many different ways.
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Old 07-04-2008, 08:59 PM
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This brings back a recent memory.....I forgot to do Debbie.




I must write the opening Fetch Boy interview scene.

Do Debbie???? If memory serves me right (and lately it hasn't), weren't there a series of porno movies back in the 70's? titled "Debbie Does (Dallas, etc.)?
If so, seems like I've done it all already.




























I just can't recall it.
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:13 PM
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Do Debbie???? If memory serves me right (and lately it hasn't), weren't there a series of porno movies back in the 70's? titled "Debbie Does (Dallas, etc.)?
If so, seems like I've done it all already.


I just can't recall it.
!OOOOOOOOOO!






But it's just MORTE' does Debbie this time around....it should go much easier on you.
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:19 PM
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!OOOOOOOOOO!






But it's just MORTE' does Debbie this time around....it should go much easier on you.

Just no muscle flexing, ok?
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:51 PM
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That one will be mighty hard to give up.



But for you.....I will do my best.
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You really should remove any mirrors in areas of your house where sexual activity may take place.

It would remove the temptation.
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