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Old 08-01-2008, 12:55 PM
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Say baby!

Ya man?

Saw yo wife the othah day...man does she have small breasts....and she sho is bitchy!!






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:57 PM
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There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!
No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:59 PM
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No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.
I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:00 PM
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I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.



Oh.


He is a vagatarian....don't ya know.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:03 PM
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I would imagine I just merited another bitchy face.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:27 PM
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Interesting stuff...don't ya think?




http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwa...rax/index.html
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:48 PM
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Dysinformation is a great tool---aye?
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Interesting stuff...don't ya think?




http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwa...rax/index.html
You don't hear too much about this anymore.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:58 PM
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True. Some things just seem to get buried one way or another.
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I mean after all...a lot of the Clinton's buds were.


So was Oswald.
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I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age.
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I've said this before:

You only get the truth in SnowyWoods.


I'm aiming for another Emmy in intelligent postage.
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I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age.
Baby...women always become more attractive as they age and especially when they become smarter.





There is a law of diminishing returns at work here....but that comes much later.
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diminishing returns...well put. LOL
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I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age.
Men still turn to the Beulah thread
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Old 08-01-2008, 02:39 PM
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In truth,Bob, this is why guys get dumber.
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In truth,Bob, this is why guys get dumber.
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My feigning an oversexed character is meant to daze and confuse.



Dysinformation would be apt here.



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My feigning an oversexed character is meant to daze and confuse.



Dysinformation would be apt here.
You are an extremely intelligent oversexed character...this is why Sightseek plays with you

Either are the norm, both are rare

wow..that's pretty damn good if I do say so
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You are an extremely intelligent oversexed character...this is why Sightseek plays with you

Either are the norm, both are rare

wow..that's pretty damn good if I do say so

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
























(By the way....you should see the pm's I get from her.


Everyone should play like she does.)
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