Cute LitF Pictures

[Independent George]

Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

Dixie's imaginary friend is your best bet.

I don't think I know Dickey. Why would he have imaginary friends?

Originally Posted by Independent George

I don't think I know Dickey. Why would he have imaginary friends?

I dunno pal but maybe there aint no one to talk to in the old folks home.

[Assttodixie]

[quote=my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Dixie Porter

You should be looking for Bobby and Eugene!

Boss-

What are we going to do with this BROAD? Its DANNY and EUGENE! For those that arent in the know, they are the SPEEDBOYZ! Bobby is BOBBY...and im BRUCE.

Say it...Learn it...Live it!

[Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I dunno pal but maybe there aint no one to talk to in the old folks home.

old folks home? Boss is 6 feet 180 lbs of chiseled muscle! He has steel blue eyes and catlike movements. Heck- He's the fastest 67 year old in the world...especially when there's senior discount on the buffet at Western Sizzlin.

[my miss storm cat]

[quote=Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Boss-

What are we going to do with this BROAD? Its DANNY and EUGENE! For those that arent in the know, they are the SPEEDBOYZ! Bobby is BOBBY...and im BRUCE.

Say it...Learn it...Live it!

Oh I'm sorry!!!!! I was so busy looking at my Rocky and Roundy pix that i got mixed up!!!!! How about you, you like Rocky right? Does Dixie? Does Eugene? Does Danny? What about Bold? Sure they do everybody does!!!

[Assttodixie]

[quote=my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Oh I'm sorry!!!!! I was so busy looking at my Rocky and Roundy pix that i got mixed up!!!!! How about you, you like Rocky right? Does Dixie? Does Eugene? Does Danny? What about Bold? Sure they do everybody does!!!

Hey broad-

Boss says that both of those "horses" should be dragging a plow. Wouldnt bet your money on them. If you keep betting on those nags youll be wearing boxes for shoes.

Now, if you would ever like some handicapping lessons from the GREATEST gambler ever, send boss an email. He loves helping out the ladies...with more than just horses. know what i mean????

[my miss storm cat]

[quote=Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Hey broad-

Boss says that both of those "horses" should be dragging a plow. Wouldnt bet your money on them. If you keep betting on those nags youll be wearing boxes for shoes.

Now, if you would ever like some handicapping lessons from the GREATEST gambler ever, send boss an email. He loves helping out the ladies...with more than just horses. know what i mean????

No I don't so will you tell me now? Pleeeeaaaasssseeee????? Thank you Miss Ass to Dixie!!!!!

[Assttodixie]

[quote=my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

No I don't so will you tell me now? Pleeeeaaaasssseeee????? Thank you Miss Ass to Dixie!!!!!

I'll talk to the boss. Let me tell you this- You're in for a REAL TREAT! Dixie's catlike movements are known throughout cyberspace and BEYOND.

[my miss storm cat]

[quote=Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I'll talk to the boss. Let me tell you this- You're in for a REAL TREAT! Dixie's catlike movements are known throughout cyberspace and BEYOND.

Do you mean to say he has steel blue eyes and catlike movements both????? What a hunk!!!!! How are you his ass without sleeping with him??? Wait I just realized maybe you are his assistant!!! I love it here you learn all kinds of important things and meet famous people who have their very own assistants or asses!!!!!

[Assttodixie]

[quote=my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Do you mean to say he has steel blue eyes and catlike movements both????? What a hunk!!!!! How are you his ass without sleeping with him??? Wait I just realized maybe you are his assistant!!! I love it here you learn all kinds of important things and meet famous people who have their very own assistants or asses!!!!!

Yes, Miss storm cat, I am bruce ASSttodixie. I have never been his "ass" unless you count the one night where he overdosed on his meds and had one too many vodka tonics. We promised not to ever talk about it.

I will forward your info to boss. Now...GET LOST

[my miss storm cat]

[quote=Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Yes, Miss storm cat, I am bruce ASSttodixie. I have never been his "ass" unless you count the one night where he overdosed on his meds and had one too many vodka tonics. We promised not to ever talk about it.

I will forward your info to boss. Now...GET LOST

Well now I need to weep because i called you ass but you are not one and i feel terrible!!! Would a vodka and tonic help you think????? Do you think he will take me under his wing? Can you get me an autograph? What meds did he OD on? Does he have issues??? i do!!!!! Thank you for being so nice and now i will go have that drink and fantasize about Dixie and Eugene and all the rest and the steel blue eyes and catlike movements!!!!! I will think about Rocky and Foggy and Roundy too but that is a given.Do you think about them too? Doesn't it make you all tingly all over??? Me too!!!!! Maybe we are related!!!!!

Originally Posted by flowing tail

lol 25 is plenty. Trust me for 2/race I can get you started on the right foot and you will have lots of fun.


You don't even have to bet every race, often I find I don't have time because I become so enthralled looking at the horses in the paddock that I want to follow them to the track to take pictures. And then I just stand down on the rail.

Well, considering it costs me over $25 to take my kids to the movies I suppose we could use it on a night at the track instead!

What night would be good for you, do you ever go to Churchill Downs? Louisville is a bit of a drive for me down 71 but I might be able to pile up the ol' Dodge Caravan full of the rugrats... let me know!

You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !

Get lost to where Dixie's house? Maybe his ass will pick me up!!! He or she likes me I can tell!!!! I think we are related!!!!!

[Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !

Boss, Boss!

Is this your super top secret clandestine screen name on here? I remember when that guy down the street said "hey, you being wise, you cracker?" Is that where you got that? I love it boss.

lets leave HAGS and HOPELESS broads alone. As you always say, dont shoot at lifeboats.

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Boss, Boss!

Is this your super top secret clandestine screen name on here? I remember when that guy down the street said "hey, you being wise, you cracker?" Is that where you got that? I love it boss.

lets leave HAGS and HOPELESS broads alone. As you always say, dont shoot at lifeboats.

You got THAT right, kid.

They sing the national anthem EVERY day. Can't win'em all.

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

Well, considering it costs me over $25 to take my kids to the movies I suppose we could use it on a night at the track instead!

What night would be good for you, do you ever go to Churchill Downs? Louisville is a bit of a drive for me down 71 but I might be able to pile up the ol' Dodge Caravan full of the rugrats... let me know!

Please...if you DO show up, kindly leave your kids in the MINIVAN. I'll be concentrating on MY handicapping.

The racetrack is NO PLACE for kids and MOST broads.

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

Well, considering it costs me over $25 to take my kids to the movies I suppose we could use it on a night at the track instead!

What night would be good for you, do you ever go to Churchill Downs? Louisville is a bit of a drive for me down 71 but I might be able to pile up the ol' Dodge Caravan full of the rugrats... let me know!

LOL well considering I go to U. of Lou-ville then yeah I go there pretty much all the time it is my "home track."

Too bad but there is no "night" racing there. For that you have to watch the cart ponies down at Red Mile in Lexington. That place is good if you like to see mullets.


Anyway I am rambling. Get the kids packed up and I will meet you, you should come on Stephen Foster day Perfect Drift is running and I have to take pics of him.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.I'll drive you Storm Cat psycho. I know where to find him.

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

As I mentioned in another post ... I was overseas for three weeks and I'm still playing catchup with more important matters ... but have no fear ... I'll be back here before long ... dazzling you and everyone else with my amazing brilliance.

Meanwhile ... you can visit Horseracingtalk.com ... and peruse my archive of nearly 3,000 posts. Among the things you'll find are:

• In 2004 I predicted that Smuggler would be the 2005 3YO Filly champion.

• Two weeks before the 2005 BC Sprint ... when Lost In The Fog was being hailed as the greatest sprinter since Domino ... I predicted that he'd fold like a cheap suit and finish out of the money.

• In early March 2006 ... when Bernardini was a complete unknown ... I predicted that he was the most talented 3YO colt and would soon become a G1 stakes winner.

• Also in early March 2006 ... when Songster was a complete unknown ... I predicted he would become the best 3YO sprinter.

• In February 2006 ... when Matz announced his training plans for Barbaro ... I predicted that Barbaro would be unfit for the Triple Crown races and would not be able to complete them.

• In August 2005 ... I predicted that Mayan King ... a total unknown ... would be a serious contender for 2006 Horse Of The Year. Mayan King recently ran a mile at Belmont in the same time that Silver Train won the Met Mile ... and if he stays healthy ... will surely be contending for Horse Of The Year.

• Two years ago ... I pointed out that Todd Pletcher was unsuccessful in developing colts to win G1 races at classic distances on dirt. Now ... that topic is all the "buzz" in the racing media.

• In early 2005 ... I predicted that Funny Cide would never win another open graded stakes and that his only chance to win another race would be against New York-bred competition.

There are many, many other examples of my brilliance in analyzing and prognosticating thoroughbred racing ... and ... as Casey Stengel often said ... "you can look them up" ... simply by going to the Horseracingtalk.com archives.

Happy hunting!

wow sir, you seem to be very sharp in this game. can you help me learn more about making determinations as you do? I usually just take pictures!