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Old 10-15-2007, 03:17 PM
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WHERE IS THE SNOW?



Where are downy flakes of white landing so as to make a blanket of purity for those who want so little!?










Fucl<in' aye!!
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:19 PM
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The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:20 PM
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And now I must munch n' med.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:47 PM
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I have munched( burp) and meditated......and my soul thus satiated....and now my belly full...or at least almost.....


..time to hear from 2 Minutes To Toast.
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:32 PM
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It won't fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:34 PM
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It won't fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you kindly stop feeding Cajunatah lines?
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:35 PM
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Would you kindly stop feeding Cajunatah lines?
These are your woods, Morty. Perhaps that fire you started last week to burn them down hasn't quite gotten the job done for ya.
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It's all up to you Mort, I have aborted the mission.
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:48 PM
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Where are the dusty plains?
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Arkansas' QB Dick doesn't get along with Nutt.

Moore Goode Dick.jpg
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Old 10-15-2007, 07:54 PM
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Where are the dusty plains?

Near the rainy forest.
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Old 10-15-2007, 07:55 PM
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Old 10-15-2007, 07:58 PM
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It's all up to you Mort, I have aborted the mission.

She folded her tent...aye?
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Old 10-15-2007, 08:43 PM
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Back on Cajuna...I mean topic:




Who robbed the woods,
The trusting woods?
The unsuspecting trees
Brought out their burrs and mosses
His fantasy to please.
He scanned their trinkets, curious,
He grasped, he bore away.
What will the solemn hemlock,
What will the fir-tree say?
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Sorry I was late to the snowy woods. My monitor got lost in the blizzard and I had to go by dogsled to the nearest town and buy another.
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Sorry I was late to the snowy woods. My monitor got lost in the blizzard and I had to go by dogsled to the nearest town and buy another.

Oh forget it.




It's never too late for Fairy Prinththetheth...I mean Princesses to arrive in Thnowy...I mean SnowyWoodth....I mean Woods..
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:12 PM
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my winter haiku:

soft cold envelopes
her hand warm and firm in mine
where is the dick joke?
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Hola Mortimero

I heard it's Hispanic month, just doing my part.

BTW, very nice poem.

I've been out of town a lot but next week I get to go to..........

NEW JERSEY!!!!!!

Now really, who's gonna beat the Rockies?
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Old 10-16-2007, 08:57 AM
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Hola Mortimero

Way to hack up a beautiful name.


I heard it's Hispanic month,

Oh...boy that's interesting.


just doing my part.

Spend more time on lipstick application.


BTW, very nice poem.

Do you see BTW here? ( is it me ? )


I've been out of town a lot but next week I get to go to..........

NEW JERSEY!!!!!!

Can you say NJ VACAY PHOTOS!!!!!!!?



Now really, who's gonna beat the Rockies?



You have a 50% shot at getting the right answer.
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Old 10-16-2007, 08:57 AM
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my winter haiku:

soft cold envelopes
her hand warm and firm in mine
where is the dick joke?

Haven't seen Darden for sometime.
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