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Old 06-11-2008, 04:51 PM
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Default Don't ya just love being stung by killer bees?

Ah know ah do!!
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:52 PM
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Is there anyone in here???
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:53 PM
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:54 PM
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I prefer hornets, but maybe that's just me.
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:56 PM
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EAUXH!!


I LOVE hornet stings!!
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Morty,

Your thread will never reach the fame of my pizza thread, better start a new topic and hope they come.

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Old 06-11-2008, 05:01 PM
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Morty,

Your thread will never reach the fame of my pizza thread, better start a new topic and hope they come.

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Oh they will come all right.


The sadists and machoists come later .
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:19 AM
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Is there anyone in here???

How 'bout a little kissy-poo...bee bee?
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:20 AM
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Pollen all cars....pollen all cars.
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:27 AM
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A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!"
The golf pro asks, "Where?"

Still screaming, the woman replies, "Between the first and second hole."

The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies, "It sounds like your stance is too wide."
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Ah know ah do!!
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:03 PM
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:12 PM
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I missed you dear friend....glad you are back.



You little dough boy----you.
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:48 PM
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i would have prefered some nice boo bees.
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Old 06-11-2008, 06:58 PM
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I'm so sorry,player....but you did not buzz in.
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Old 06-11-2008, 06:57 PM
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i would have prefered some nice boo bees.


Those are ghost bees...you wouldn't like them.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:11 PM
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Those are ghost bees...you wouldn't like them.
i'll trust you.

but i still hope there's boo tee in the afterlife.
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