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08-04-2008, 06:45 PM
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DTer Quote Contest
Three excerpts.....
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/spor...itational.html "I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his heart." "If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him," Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome." "Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin." Kindly choose one or all of the above and rework it (anything goes) as a kind of homage to a fellow DTer. (I use the term homage loosely). The winner will receive fabulous prizes, courtesy of a certain Predator. 
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#3
08-04-2008, 11:51 PM
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don't care for him, but Dutrow was actually nice in the paddock at CD, before the race. Was taking pictures with anyone in the crowd that wanted. Never cared for him, but like Desormeaux and would like to see a triple crown winner.
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#4
08-05-2008, 12:40 AM
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"Big Brown, is a company that moves packages globally, not a champion racehorse."
"Blowhard is too generous to describe Rick Dutrow." "Kent Desormeaux's son is one lucky kid. He doesn't have to hear his father, Dutrow, or Iavarone." (Satire here -- yes, I know kid has severe hearing loss. I have genetic hearing loss, fortunately one ear only. I hope implants do help young man.) "If IEAH was publicly traded company, I would sell short."
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#5
08-05-2008, 07:54 AM
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if big brown were a human being, he could take desormeaux in a bar fight'.
"sylvester the cat couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "sylvester couldn't win this race, we could. sylvester got beat [by] speedy gonzalez, and a kangaroo. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated vs mice. sylvester isn't. I don't know why people think sylvester is a horse. We're way better than sylvester." "I heard a dimension of dutrows mouth today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his ass." Last edited by Danzig : 08-05-2008 at 08:41 AM.
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#7
08-05-2008, 11:09 AM
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"I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his heart.Im not sure where it went in the Belmont...but I assure you he only gets vitamin b-12 shots as made by the Roger Clemens YEW BE DEM SHOO IT'S GOOT!! Manufacturing Company.
WHO IS BAFFERT!!!!!??"
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#8
08-05-2008, 11:12 AM
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"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him.Go ahead and laugh. Have you seen the bow wows I normally take clubbing?" Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome.The Belmont? I think he was just imitating SmuthAir...he's got a great sense of humor. "
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#9
08-05-2008, 11:21 AM
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"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him.Go ahead and laugh. Have you seen the bow wows I normally take clubbing?" Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome. It would be amazing to snort lines of coke off bitches titties in the club with him. The only downside to clubbing with my boy is his inability to properly make it rain on dem hoes...you know cuz he's got hooves and whatnot. But hey I'm just totally punchdrunk right now. My little midget brain is having difficulty coping with reality. "
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#10
08-05-2008, 11:23 AM
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"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin."
He sounds this way all the time. He sounded that way before the Belmont.You know---the race Curlin' won....and they couldn't? Boy COULDN'T they! Curlin' also won the biggest purse race...and they didn't even bother. Rumor has it for the BCC..Curlin' is going FedEx. =:>
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#11
08-05-2008, 11:30 AM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
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#18
08-05-2008, 11:35 AM
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"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Curlin lost in a knife fight to Chuck Norris. We didn't. We kicked Chuck Norris' ass all over Malibu and shoved a Total Gym up his ass and made Christie Brinkley lick his taint to help ease the excruciating pain...cause we're compassionate like that. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin. And our puds are bigger too."
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#19
08-05-2008, 11:37 AM
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) as a kind of homage to a fellow NTer.Bury me baby!
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