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Old 10-06-2008, 03:20 AM
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I must admit, I'm a little shy doing this. But I want to share an experience I had that changed my life and I could think of no better place than with my friends in Snowy Woods. Here goes nothing.....

I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

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Hi Morty....
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:59 PM
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Franny BABY!!









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Don't anyone try and stop him.
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Don't anyone try and stop him.

Please can I???
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<hey hossy- dont tell morty I said this but stay!>
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Franny BABY!!


My Oh My...what has happened in these strange rooms.


I see even the thread destruction team was ineffectual today in the politico room!!!!

HOSSY....
get back here on the double or the bull thread.

Where is Kev?
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My Oh My...what has happened in these strange rooms.


I see even the thread destruction team was ineffectual today in the politico room!!!!

HOSSY....
get back here on the double or the bull thread.

Where is Kev?
Hey Beth! Where the heck ya been? Ike got you working your fanny off?
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:27 AM
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Franny's Fanny is pea porridge cold....believe me.
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:30 PM
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Hey Beth! Where the heck ya been? Ike got you working your fanny off?
Why would Ike have me busy...
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Why would Ike have me busy...
Well, you said you did some Fema work.. I just figured they had you out workin with all that mess.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:31 PM
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Well, you said you did some Fema work.. I just figured they had you out workin with all that mess.

FEMA?

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Cut me some slack bro...it's the best I could come up with on short notice
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Well, you said you did some Fema work.. I just figured they had you out workin with all that mess.
OH..hahaha...I see....

No I said I was FEMA certified for disaster response, that doesn't mean I would ever want to respond again under FEMA.
They are a perplexing entity and just f'n idiots.

So you say to FEMA officials I have some supplies to move and I need a pass to get in, they would say don't tie up your horse in flood and think they made a good decision and gave you an excellent response.

Geez they couldn't find their way to Houma, LA (an hour out of NOLA) after Gustav, never mind there is an interstate to get there, and apparently had a difficult time locating Houston the 4th largest city in the US.

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Franny's Fanny is pea porridge cold....believe me.
I missed this gem....
You just miss mah beaaautiful smooth and lovely dupa....
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OH..hahaha...I see....

No I said I was FEMA certified for disaster response, that doesn't mean I would ever want to respond again under FEMA.
They are a perplexing entity and just f'n idiots.

So you say to FEMA officials I have some supplies to move and I need a pass to get in, they would say don't tie up your horse in flood and think they made a good decision and gave you an excellent response.

Geez they couldn't find their way to Houma, LA (an hour out of NOLA) after Gustav, never mind there is an interstate to get there, and apparently had a difficult time locating Houston the 4th largest city in the US.

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psst...Franny. You can say "ass" on the Nerdy Trail. Stevie Bykle won't get mad...I promise.

See...watch. Hussy likes to stare are Thebbys Ass.

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psst...Franny. You can say "ass" on the Nerdy Trail. Stevie Bykle won't get mad...I promise.

See...watch. Hussy likes to stare are Thebbys Ass.


Ah just didn't know, and it would have looked strange with ***

BUT HEY...you didn't like my beautiful junkyard doggie I gave you...
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:02 PM
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Ah just didn't know, and it would have looked strange with ***

BUT HEY...you didn't like my beautiful junkyard doggie I gave you...

I did like him. He looked bi-racial? Am I correct in that assesment??
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Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening? Am I nuts...or What?


Whose woods these are I really don't care,
His house is, I guess, over there.
He will not see me stopping here,
At least I hope not as I intend to steal him blind.

Oh it's a hard way to make a living,
I wish there were a farmhouse near,
Between the woods and frozen lake,
But nooooOOOOOO.

So I can boost some firewood and maybe some fencing,
Soon the new day will be commencing.
The only other sound's the .....sweep?
What the fucl< does that mean?

Oh well..at least the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But that doesn't mean much to my loanshark,
And he will break my legs if I don't pay the vig,
Repeat above.


Maybe I should have stuck with inventing paraphanlia.

Phooey.


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