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Old 09-08-2007, 04:26 PM
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This is sooo true.



She take me for rong ride....on shot money....







And it's BOGS ya ******.
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Old 09-08-2007, 04:33 PM
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This is sooo true.



She take me for rong ride....on shot money....







And it's BOGS ya ******.



Many apologies.


Mrs. Ford just approved my release.


My entrance back into society will be a slow one....

Thanks for your patience
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:23 PM
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Many apologies.


Mrs. Ford just approved my release.


My entrance back into society will be a slow one....

Thanks for your patience

Just remember to take your medication and you'll be fine.
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:48 PM
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Gee.



Didn't know he had his own private nurse.

Excuse me ever so much.

Of course my array of severely broken bones is no big deal.
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:53 PM
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Would someone please put a muzzling appliance over GenuineCrazyLadies big mouth?

She's doing it again.







And I'm glad WeekendAtBernies finally heard Mr. Pants.
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:02 PM
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Oh by the way..Espar Igus here.


I believe I am Mortimers last true friend to check in here.








So eat me.
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:45 PM
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Would someone please put a muzzling appliance over GenuineCrazyLadies big mouth?

She's doing it again.
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PLEASE!
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:38 PM
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I don't know him ,but congratulations to this Hossy person on winning his bet over a noodle fan .




Noodle fans are so dumb.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:53 PM
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A noodle fan is < or = to a nut fan.
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:10 PM
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AHEM

Not to appear ditzy but I have a hunch there are some people I used to know here. Where is "cooby"?

I nearly choked to death on fairplex chalk & am slowly recovering so I can relate to your tribulations.

Thank you
nomad
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:15 PM
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So whatever became of the psychic friends network?
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:38 PM
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AHEM

Not to appear ditzy but I have a hunch there are some people I used to know here. Where is "cooby"?

I nearly choked to death on fairplex chalk & am slowly recovering so I can relate to your tribulations.

Thank you
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There is no "Ahem" on this board.

So you do appear ditzy.

AuntyCooby is currently appearing on the psychic friends network

"Nearly" ain't good enough.
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:39 PM
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morty are you ignoring me?


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Old 09-08-2007, 10:40 PM
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A noodle fan is < or = to a nut fan.

~ < oHIo fan



oHIo fan > fat lizzrad fan who got swamped 24-3 in 2nd half by half a fb team.
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:43 PM
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morty are you ignoring me?




I am not Morty...I am Espar Igus.






I would think him being dead could be looked at as ignoring you.

Or a result thereof.
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:46 PM
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I am not Morty...I am Espar Igus.






I would think him being dead could be looked at as ignoring you.

Or a result thereof.


oh,


I am going to cry myself to sleep now




=:*<
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:47 PM
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ror!


What's the squiggly thing??
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:48 PM
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by the way

Espar Igus is my least favorite vegatable. Unless smothered with hollandiase.
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:49 PM
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Good.

I'm usually pretty safe...no one likes me.
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ror!


What's the squiggly thing??


a giant tear drop


DuH! Morty would be disappointed in you.
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