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Old 05-28-2008, 01:47 PM
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How do you catch speeding tickets?











With very fast speeding ticket catchers.
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Old 05-28-2008, 01:48 PM
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I thought everyone knew that.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:02 PM
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They're losing .

Phooey.
Not any more
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:11 PM
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Here'sJhonny homered with trace evidence on base!!










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Old 05-28-2008, 02:31 PM
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Well that didn't last long.


Mr. Platoon has it going in the outfield,first base and dh.

Gee,Wedgie---only 3 positions?
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:35 PM
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Well that didn't last long.


Mr. Platoon has it going in the outfield,first base and dh.

Gee,Wedgie---only 3 positions?
what..6 errors combined or something in the last 2 games..mighty fine baseball
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:38 PM
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These cumquats have no idea what they're doing...they really don't. We have No Arm Nor Glove Dellucci in left....and The Here's Jhonny pretender in right.


And the ,by admission of every executive in the system, best defensive outfielder in the system -----sits.



By the way....to make up for that homer Here'sJhonny booted a grounder.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:57 PM
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I would also like to know of notype's posted K-Derby top 4......anyone?
it's sad, but i can't even remember.....i know it wasn't the top 5 though....does that make you feel better, morty??
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:09 PM
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it's sad, but i can't even remember.....i know it wasn't the top 5 though....does that make you feel better, morty??
No....but it should make you feel like an imbecile.





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Old 05-28-2008, 03:25 PM
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I smite yet another piglet 'cross it's snout....








...and it runs away.

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Old 05-28-2008, 04:01 PM
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I smite yet another piglet 'cross it's snout....








...and it runs away.

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i must ask this, for the people want to know.....


was crack available when your mom was pregnant with you??
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:08 PM
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i must ask this, for the people want to know.....


was crack available when your mom was pregnant with you??


Oh...you save me typing time .

From now on I don't have to call you an imbecile.



You have it stamped across your forehead---and you did it all by yourself.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:14 PM
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Let me explain something to you...notype.




Do you think you are the first person to reach way down low into GIC's in order to try and rattle me?

You're not even close.


But the fact that you would reach down low does expose your knuckle dragging tendencies and little noodle.

So let's have a few more of your gems.

Come on now---don't be shy.

I know you can do it.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:16 PM
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What about Dad and any brothers ans sisters I may have?



You're not going to leave them out---are you?
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:19 PM
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What about Dad and any brothers ans sisters I may have?



You're not going to leave them out---are you?
i hope you're an only child....would explain a lot
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:20 PM
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i hope you're an only child....would explain a lot
Oh poo.






I expected so much more from you.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:28 PM
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Oh poo.






I expected so much more from you.
i've been trying to figure you out morty and believe i have hit upon what makes you tick. you are skilled at typing on a computer and blasting those you don't agree with so i will call you a "computer idiot savant"



















minus the savant
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:28 PM
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I guess I should have said " so much less from you."


My phooey.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:32 PM
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i've been trying to figure you out morty and believe i have hit upon what makes you tick. you are skilled at typing on a computer and blasting those you don't agree with so i will call you a "computer idiot savant"
























minus the savant









I will say this; I do think I'm a lot better at it than you.


OK?
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:34 PM
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I will say this; I do think I'm a lot better at it than you.


OK?
at being a computer idiot?? no doubt!
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