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Old 08-07-2008, 09:45 AM
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I..... am sexier than your car.
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:46 AM
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Oh...look...back in row 3.

Among the blondes......bring me the fat one....I want to kiss her.
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:47 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL0BnFKuzuw
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:48 AM
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I'm sorry...Arletta brings the filth out in me.



But I still dig the poem.

She doesn't know about it yet.




This is good.
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:49 AM
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Oh no.

THEY'RE GAY!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:52 AM
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And I suppose if KGB lost the photos again and had me ask you for more( since his computer would be down again) ...the result would be the same?
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:53 AM
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What photos do you speak of Sir?!
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:53 AM
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Where's Morty?



BLECH!!!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:54 AM
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What photos do you speak of Sir?!

Well how should I know!!?

They're KGB's...but I assume they're pretty snappy.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:01 AM
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Phooey.....it seems every hanging chad in here has received at least boo bee photos...except me.

No one ever sends me anything.






I'm leaving.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:20 AM
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Debbie...you can have my room.

I had hoped to get you in there some day with me still in it.




But oh well.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:48 AM
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SIGHTY!!!!!









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Morty!!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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Morty!!!


rule-en un ze....












UPS!!...I mean.....

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Old 08-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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Whoever just sent me a photo of those fantastic boo-bees, thank you very much.
your welcome!
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:04 PM
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After further review, it appears the boo-bees that were sent to me are man-tits.
shoot! he figured it out!
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After further review, it appears the boo-bees that were sent to me are man-tits.

I would think CP will fold under direct questioning.

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Old 08-07-2008, 12:08 PM
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That bastard...


You tell 'im ,Hossy!!

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Old 08-07-2008, 02:52 PM
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Sissy
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:53 PM
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Sh!t.





You get in KGB's junk yard and say that.
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