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Old 07-30-2008, 09:17 AM
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I didn't say "I remember Ike."

I said "I like Ike."
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:20 AM
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Where does this idea come from? Obama is the thinking man's candidate, that's why he has trouble with so many here, apparently, and so the Republicans use the "there's something odd about him" offensive scheme.

McCain's not too bad, either. But you Bush voters should be ashamed, deeply ashamed
The thinking man's candidate?

That's so pretentious and partisan it makes me want to punch vegans in the face.
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:24 AM
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I hate Mike.
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:30 AM
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Mike is thinking about a man's penis.
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:59 AM
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I thought Mike was a thinking mans penis!
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Old 07-30-2008, 12:52 PM
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[quote=Mike]Where does this idea come from? Obama is the thinking man's candidate, that's why he has trouble with so many here, apparently, and so the Republicans use the "there's something odd about him" offensive scheme.

McCain's not too bad, either. But you Bush voters should be ashamed, deeply ashamed[

Oh..where to start? Obama is the thinking mans candidate??...only if you're drinking his Koolaid!! Your candidate is an empty suit, can't carry a conversation without a teleprompter! He's done nothing for Illinois but 'piggyback' his name onto many Bills to prop up his "cred". He is an eliteist,as is his wife,and has no telling grasp of foreign policy. His plan for revenue and taxes will set America back 80yrs(1929 anyone?)

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Old 07-30-2008, 10:57 PM
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I like Ike.
i'll have to steal from more obscure sources.
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:38 PM
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i'll have to steal from more obscure sources.
The Good Lord knows that's always been my motto.




Here's one I'm particularly proud of:

Zebras may be good horseys gone astray...but I can spot a leopard a mile away.
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:46 PM
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The Good Lord knows that's always been my motto.




Here's one I'm particularly proud of:

Zebras may be good horseys gone astray...but I can spot a leopard a mile away.

That reminds me of the Zebra who passed away and wanted to know from God if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes...



oh never mind!
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:47 PM
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I like your philosophical teasing....really do.




You know the answer..right?
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:49 PM
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I like your philosophical teasing....really do.




You know the answer..right?

Yes, you are who you are.



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Old 08-04-2008, 12:54 PM
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NNNNNNNOOOOO!!!





Joe Jock-a-mahn!!














ror!

I'm kidding.







But here's the answer:






God said....


...Man, what is your problem?

That's about the dumbest question I've ever heard.

OK...you were yer basic white,but I stuck ya in a hot climate where the sun shines through venetian blinds.







Happy?

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Old 08-04-2008, 06:25 PM
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The thinking man's candidate?

That's so pretentious and partisan it makes me want to punch vegans in the face.
Vegans?

Why would you want to punch them?
I know why I might want to punch them,
but why you?
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:35 PM
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obama surely isn't the thinking mans candidate. he's more like the "don't think just pile on the bandwagon cause he's a media sensation" candidate. i say he's the Big Brown of politics.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:40 PM
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obama surely isn't the thinking mans candidate. he's more like the "don't think just pile on the bandwagon cause he's a media sensation" candidate. i say he's the Big Brown of politics.
racist.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:49 PM
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racist.
damn that big brown thing went right
over me dense skull.

skinny brown anyway...
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:04 AM
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i'm thinking arljim was saying that he's the 'big brown' (racehorse) of politics because everyone is lauding him, the pr wagon is huge, but the horse..er, man just isn't really as good as everyone is making him out to be.
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:48 PM
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racist.
same tactic used by the Obama campaign. anyone critical is immediately labeled a racist. they even stuck the rascist label to Bill Clinton of all people. he won't be the last one either.

danzig had it exactly right of course.
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:04 PM
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glad everyone cleared that up for me.

because despite this being "derby trail", i would never have figured out the reference was about a horse. i never heard of big brown before and just assumed jim was a being virulent racist.

in the same spirit i posted the original comment, i now apologize.
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:06 PM
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glad everyone cleared that up for me.

because despite this being "derby trail", i would never have figured out the reference was about a horse. i never heard of big brown before and just assumed jim was a being virulent racist.

in the same spirit i posted the original comment, i now apologize.

lol
i figured you were being tongue in cheek. my reply was to pgardn, who said he didn't get it. of course he may have been posting in the same vein as you.
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