The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by geeker2

ok then I demand a count !

Here ya go Geeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2xjnXvXkak

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[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Here ya go Geeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2xjnXvXkak

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Got my Preakness Horsey

[casp0555]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Got my Preakness Horsey

AND HE WINS BY A.............tail??

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Morty's reply:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGc7Wql2V2k

Please tell him he is a very bad man, he know how that freaks out poor Fluffy and now he has upset her (and broken all three of her hearts). Can't even find her now so tell him guess what... he gets to go search though the rocks for her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd7boUEHUFE

Originally Posted by Arletta

Here ya go Geeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2xjnXvXkak

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[Rileyoriley]

At least the fans can have this for enjoyment since you are stiffing them on the Preakless contest.

(I believe this is directed at me.)

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CLYDEFORM!! Brings You FINE PREAKLESS ANALYSIS( raucous applause begins here):






1.... Dynamic Impact


I think this horsey will have a dynamic impact on this race.His initials are "D.I." and that would strike a familiar ring to mahnly mahn Marines.That certainly is a leg up for this guy.I hope he calls SaliChrome the same names D.I.'s called us.Picture, in the gate...."You maggot.You are nothing.You are a girly mahn with a fan base made up of Thai Guys.By the way, your gate isn't going to open so you better watch your start.....dumb ass."


keepah!






2. General A Rod

A fine horsey who will have some room to rumble and will gut it out right through to the end.


keepah!






3. CaliforniaAluminum


Special thanks to Insecticide(TM),SpecialMethamphetamineMan and all the rest of the ThaiGuys for making this horsey's name cause me to vomit over the mere mention.One pictures the FunBoys in a continuous, en masse dolphin flogging ritual that started with the SA Derby finish and continues nonstop. The inventor of the word "disgusting" had this noodle film in mind.


MAKE IT STOP!




NNNNNYYYYYYYOW!!


THUD






4.... Ring Weakened


The quintessential poster figure for those screaming ...."DON'T empty the tanks!"


crinkle....


trash can






5..... Bayer


First aspirin ever entered in the Preakless.

His trainer is trying to make him into NoDoz.

Not gonna happen.



crinkle....


trash can






6. BrownSugah


And here we have the first Italian girl to run in the Preakless.It just ain't a good ah-dee-er.

Now, she may decide to kick it into bitch mode at the top of the stretch.That way-----she could be a factor.

Anyways!!!!....



crink-EL!!....


trash can






7.... Kid Cruz


I don't know anything about this horsey.Heard he's a closah.

That's nice.




wwwwwhhhhiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!






8.... Social Intrusion


Gate crashah.


Phooey on him.



crinkle....


trash can






9.... El Boblo DelFarmerInThe Mountebank-0


Gosh I hope I got his name right.

Anyhoo----think Remington.

And so....


el crinkle-O


el trash can-O






10.... RideOnCurlin StillOnly 10 Cents


It should be 5 cents.



crinkle....


trash can






11....StrongMandate

I have received insider information that this horsey is not entered in the Preakless.


I am forced to-----



crinkle....


trash can








Either DynamicImpact or General A Rod.

Pick one.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Here ya go Geeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2xjnXvXkak

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[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Got my Preakness Horsey

Breaking News!

Mutant horseys banned from TC races.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Please tell him he is a very bad man, he know how that freaks out poor Fluffy and now he has upset her (and broken all three of her hearts). Can't even find her now so tell him guess what... he gets to go search though the rocks for her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd7boUEHUFE

A very bad man is kind. I usually call him an ASS!

[Arletta]

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[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

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From Morty:


Chromester

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wncSS-h0uo

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

From Morty:


Chromester

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wncSS-h0uo

[Arletta]

Deb.. Your a good sport.. I hope you get a nice basket filled with "goodies" too when this is over

[herkhorse]

anyone else having problems printing CLYDEFORM? Happens every year on big days.

[herkhorse]

whew, glad that Debbieporn only lasted 4 hours. Any more than that and you're supposed to see a doctor.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

whew, glad that Debbieporn only lasted 4 hours. Any more than that and you're supposed to see a doctor.

I laughed.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

anyone else having problems printing CLYDEFORM? Happens every year on big days.

CLYDEFORM sent me this email the other day........

Dear CLYDEFORM Customer,

We wanted to thank you (but we were busy watching reruns of Barney Miller) for your patience as we worked through the CLYDEFORM printing issue that some of you experienced this past week.

Our team has implemented an advanced tool that will ensure that functionality is up and running for as much as 4 hours this busy Triple Crown Season. If functionality lasts longer than 4 hours, call your friends and brag.

Your loyalty and enthusiasm for CLYDEFORM, though misguided, is sincerely appreciated by
everyone here at CFRM.

In addition to the FREE race card we offered last week, which is valid
for any track/date over the next 2 hours, we’d like to give you a FREE bag of carrots.

Rabbit not included. Not legal in all states. No purchase necessary. Read manual before using. Use is not subject to any federal, state or local laws or regulations but shall be governed by Iroquois law. Special offer excludes taxes, title and dealer fees. By printing, users agree that former Beulah employees, their families and friends shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute or litigation arising from or relating to the use of CFRM products and agree that the town of Spunky Puddle, Ohio shall be the venue for the same. Your results may vary. Do not use if you are pregnant or suffer from restless genital syndrome. CFRM technology is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, truck stop showers, air traffic control, Burger King drive-throughs, or weapons systems, in which the failure of CFRM technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, warts, STDs, or severe physical or environmental damage. May cause blurred vision, ringing in the ears, loss of self control and car keys, sunburn, unusual or uncommon urges, uncontrollable tongue movements, and men to develop fully functional mammary glands. Bra not included. Viewer discretion is advised.

[Sightseek]

Oooooooo!!!!

^^^^
why are my big pies defaulting to mini pies?

phooey!!!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Oooooooo!!!!

^^^^
why are my big pies defaulting to mini pies?

phooey!!!

The minimum is 10 pumps in order to inflate correctly. You only have 8

[Sightseek]

Drats!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

whew, glad that Debbieporn only lasted 4 hours. Any more than that and you're supposed to see a doctor.

I was exhausted too! And that was my doctor in the video.