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Old 08-09-2008, 12:46 PM
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There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here.

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?
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Old 08-09-2008, 12:48 PM
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There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here.

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?

Forget Morty....Id like to be a bad boy tonight if you're interested
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Old 08-09-2008, 01:15 PM
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Forget Morty....Id like to be a bad boy tonight if you're interested
Shall I bring the bullwhip?
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Old 08-09-2008, 02:18 PM
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Shall I bring the bullwhip?

tease....
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Old 08-09-2008, 03:00 PM
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Mr. Cat don't believe anything Mortimer tells you, even if it is in orange.
I prefer purple.

Morty....
ror!!


Snots get what they give out.
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Old 08-09-2008, 03:07 PM
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There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here.

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?



I most certainly was not.

Somehow my masterpiece I was working on--pouring over the tedious procedure it takes to produce work of this level--somehow a portion of it got posted.









YES.








UNFINISHED WORK.








BLASPHEMY.






And my "GOOD FRIEND",Debbie, quoted it....so even though I darted the mistake.....it still remained in her quote and she taunted me.



Well she won't be playing with fire like that again...ah gah-ran-TEE you that.








She got a good,strong taste of the long knuckle.

















Oh you won't see her around for awhile.

She knows there's more waiting for her where that came from.

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Old 08-09-2008, 03:10 PM
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Forget Morty....Id like to be a bad boy tonight if you're interested
And YOU..yes..you go play in your Junkyard thread.

You will never achieve the vaunted level as SnowyWoods and Franklin...CAH-SOL .









NEVER.
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Old 08-09-2008, 04:00 PM
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One come and go ago.
Were you awake when you typed this? WTF does that mean?
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:10 PM
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Were you awake when you typed this? WTF does that mean?
GODDAMMITY!!

NO cursing in the ...CAH-SOL!!







And don't you know anything?


"One come and go ago".....there's nothing eye crossing about it.It represents a span of time as set forth in the fine blues song---Come and Go Blues.

Now if you can't keep up with the bouncing ball around here,ARLETTA, then you should stick yourself in KGB's mind shrinking Junkyard thread.









Is this clear?











Oh.















kissykissykssykissy
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:16 PM
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And now....I go into trance to finish my masterpiece.



I must NOT be disturbed.

Just leave me alone....and don't look at me, either.
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:16 PM
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Is it windy in here or is it just me?

Your one somebitch...


oh! and back at ya
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:16 PM
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And now....I go into trance to finish my masterpiece.



I must NOT be disturbed.

Just leave me alone....and don't look at me, either.
(@) (@) I see you.....
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:18 PM
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Those look like nipples instead of eyes...lmao
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:19 PM
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Is it windy in here or is it just me?

Your one somebitch...


oh! and back at ya
ARLETTA!!!

What is your primary malfunction here,ma'amage?





CAN'T YOU READ??




PLEASE!!





Get a leg up already.










Oh boy.



That sounds pretty good!










Seriously......maybe you can get AndyPanda to write you a nice poim.



SHOO!













KISSYKISSYKISSYKISSYKISSYKISSYKISSY...what I'm doing!?

I must finish my fine work.
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:20 PM
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(@) (@) I see you.....

ror!!..STOP!!
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:21 PM
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Those look like nipples instead of eyes...lmao

MA'AM!!!....I cannot afford a woody at this time!




SHOO!!!
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:07 PM
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Geez..this is friggin' HARD!

I have decided to do this in two parts.You must open 2 windows.One for this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY

That had better be my good friend, Nigel.

You can pop up my fine work when Nigel starts playing...do it fast.Nigel MUST start playing...not before. You will ruin the way the words beat to the music.DO NOT FUCl< UP!!

When I have the second half...I will copy into this.

I didn't want you critics to think I wasn't going to do it and now my noodle hurts and so must rest.

Follow my instructions closely...you may need some practice runs.There are a few gaps that shouldn't be there,but I can't get them to leave.



I call this:



Oh Roy,Oh Roy Is That Yo Hawsey?

Begin the video now.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





BREAK those-ties-that-seem-to-bind-me
BREAK those-sighs-that-cannot-find-me
BREAK those-ways-that-don't-abide-me
WAIT for-those-who-want-to-tithe-me
WAIT for-those-who-can-break-with-me
WAIT for-those-who-come-to-find-me
MAKE some-clothes-who-seem-to-fit-me


nowIthinkIdowhatImustdonoIdon'tyesIdosomeoneiscooc ooohmyGodit'sredfescuuuuuuue

evenifIdon'tIwillbecauseafterallit'sjustathrillaft erallyouknowit'salwaysbeenjustmeandyoooou

ifIgofastenoughIcanseemtobetoughenoughbecauseIknow Imustkeepupwiththisinsanetempoooo



if-there-is-a-reason-there-is-a-rhyme-I-just-don't-know-it-all-the-time-OH-NO-HERE-WE-GO-AGAIN-
RACING-OFF-TO-PULL-THE-PIN-WHERE-IT-STOPS-I-KNOW-NOT-WHEN





WHY-WHY-WON'T-THIS-INFERNAL-THING-LET-ME-GO

IT'S-A-DUEL-PURPOSE-SPACING-AND-RACING-TO-AND-FRO

CAUSE-MAYBE-IT'S-ME-AND-SOMETHING-ELSE-TO-BLAME

OH-BOY-I-MADE-THAT-UP-SO-BAD-THAT-IT'S-REALLY-LAME
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:20 PM
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Nice haircut
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:21 PM
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No seriously....
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:22 PM
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Wish I had speakers to hear it..it looks like it is pretty intense.
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