Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

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I can't find my zebra!!

Fucl<age.



A paranoid schizophrenic who has built up a resistance to the pills that Mother didn't give me and now can't find his zebra is doomed.






But I'll think of something.

[Mortimer]

Boy did I.




I took 2 NoDoze.

Being dyslexic can be a real problem.



Maybe this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqwYrbwHeM






or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUlClqrTjA









or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgzXvJdVw4




ooooooooooooooooo-KAY!!

[geeker2]

She now also has a theme song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYptXPHiAE

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BLECH!!



Another Coach Skirt production.

Boy that J-Cash could wail....aye?

Morticia was up all night thinking about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gj9uEeuDtQ

[Mortimer]

Steven H. Crist.



Starting a little early today..no?



And the cow goes moo and the cat goes meow and the Coach goes duh......and thaaat's --the way it goes.

[Mortimer]

Got it!


AllTheYoungPrudes.





Or





Alltyp.


Maybe Alltypie is more bettah.

[Mortimer]

And lets go with Dala Doo Dah.

Yes.

Wok good.




Can't you see all the special girls here dancing en mass to CrossCutSaw?

Boy I can.

Yow.

[Mortimer]

Here's your LunchTimeBuddy for today.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgCqP...eature=related

[Mortimer]

I am a still life choreographer.

[Mortimer]

Here's one that still gets a lot of requests at the...CAH-SOL.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdBJUHCpm7M

[Mortimer]

What thoughts go through your mind on this last one?



Tell me.

[Mortimer]

I think of dahncing with UnclyTrust in that piano chorus.

[Mortimer]

This video song just oozes poetry all over....don't ya think?


It could almost be titled The Marriage of DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka...eature=related

[Mortimer]

There may be many ways to leave your lover, but there's only one way to leave this place




On the wings of a locust headed for a fine Mickey's fishy sandwich.

[geeker2]

Fine work Morty !

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Thank you,El Geekah.



Mickey's drive thru nice people are so easy to fool:






Welcome to Mickey's..may I help you?

Why...yes.

You may.

I should tell you, though..I am with the Ohio Dept. of Drive Thru Safety. ....and I can spot ..uh...4,5......6. Yes. 6 vio----no. 37 violations here from where I sit.

( dead silence)


The thing is......if I sniff a FRESH fishy sandwich it affects my body chemistry and I forget all the violations I have spotted in the last 5 minutes.

Know what ahm thayin' ?













Wok good.

[Mortimer]

His ONLY work in sometime..


rule-eng en leff-eng!!




!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Mortimer]

SportyFans....do not look at the Dala Doo Dah video.




I should take it down.

It will bring you to the edge of woody-cardial fribulation....and back......but only back to where you were and then your little body will fracture into 10,000 tiny pieces.. and then quiver in place.......followed by a massive frump to the very floor you were standing on..... offering listening ears a barely audible...........................thud.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.





I ignored my very own words and watched it again.


















fracture



































quiver























frump











































thud