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Old 07-16-2007, 05:52 PM
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As the hands of the clock meet again tonight...




...we here never again shall.












Please adorn me now.

For tomorrow brings no more.
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Old 07-16-2007, 07:49 PM
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I have the tinsel!!!!! Let the adorning begin!
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Old 07-16-2007, 08:52 PM
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Too kind...but I'm going to look pretty sorry with just tinsel.

I was hoping for a candy cane decerator and some electronic genuises to stop by as well.






Phooey.
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Old 07-16-2007, 08:56 PM
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Ok, I'll pull out the Christmas lights but you have to untangle them.
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Old 07-16-2007, 08:58 PM
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Ma'am...did you ever try and untangle tree lights with feather hands?



It just don't work.
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Perhaps Scissorhands could help..........





Never mind. Scratch that. I'll untangle them.
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:04 PM
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Perhaps Scissorhands could help..........





Never mind. Scratch that. I'll untangle them.

ror!!






Scissorshands is a fool!
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:06 PM
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A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police.

Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:18 PM
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A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police.

Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

So that's where crop circles come from.......Thebby!
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So that's where crop circles come from.......Thebby!

I think that is a cop circle

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I think that is a cop circle

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Old 07-17-2007, 10:12 AM
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..boo-hoo...cry-cry....I miss me so much already.......
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:14 AM
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...how could I do this to me?.....sob,cry,sob....
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:17 AM
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..why if I ever see me again.........oh what's the use.....this is terrible...
















I don't want to live.



I do not want to live.
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:25 AM
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..God knows I've tried....I tried to be what everyone wanted...I was their friend......I was their ear...I was their confidant..........I was their very bad man.....I was their object of affection.....


...but now look at me......I have been used up and tossed into the trash can like a crinkled up 5x8 card........and I have left me....






...and nowhere to go because no one wants me.....











.....oh sob,cry....HONK! .....sob-sob...cry-cry....
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:27 AM
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pull yourself together Morty....there's no whining at Derby Trail
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:30 AM
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...even Thebby now mocks me....






....this is truly the end.......I cannot sink any deeper.....



...I cannot go on without me.....
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:35 AM
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..even %$#@! doesn't want me.......more rejection....I have left me and no one wants me....







...deeper into the abyss I sink.......knowing what the end brings,but not knowing where the end is......






...I am so full of woe...no one knows woe as I know woe....






....woe is mah a s s.......
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:26 PM
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Listen to Thebby. Whining is very unbecoming behavior for a distinguished duster such as yourself.
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:42 PM
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Thank you...I have come to your...I mean my senses.
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