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Old 10-21-2008, 09:47 PM
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Hossy---We better get out of here.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:50 PM
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Dual Masturbation?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:59 PM
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41!!!!??





WHOA!











Uh..that's a little old for those fine skirt chaser.

But I wish you the best.









WOW!






















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Old 10-21-2008, 10:00 PM
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Sorry Hossy


Morty was out of line



and you were collateral damage
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and not in a gay way
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MORTE' is NEVER out of line.








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You were a little out of order


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oP1NMB_I0s
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Get out a heah,man.


Was not..never am.



I like Arletta a lot--she's a really nice girl...and really hot looking.





But if I wish to vaporize her behind for no reason whatsoevah...then that's it.


Way it goes.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:24 PM
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In fact...I just sent her a kissy-poo pm.
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CG is AOK.
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She's more than that.


She's..


















tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Arletta...please forgive me..I knew what I was...I mean I didn't know what I was doing.

I haven't been taking my pills lately.


I tell the doctors to quit yelling at me over my ink blot tests because it's the pills making me do it.


So I stop taking them...and they yell at me for stopping.




See what ahm thayin'?
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Haven't heard back from Arletta yet.

This is not good.
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Morte...well put


and take your damn pills - we all have pills to take if life


your are just different



or the same



as all of us



now swallow (I was thinking of CG when I wrote that)
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Pretty twisted isn't it? How in some weird realm we all can relate to Morty..Sometimes he takes us to places that even he didn't know existed..and vise versa
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Pretty twisted isn't it? How in some weird realm we all can relate to Morty..Sometimes he takes us to places that even he didn't know existed..and vise versa

Hi sexy
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I've had enough..time to watch 90210
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Hi sexy

Hi.
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Arletta...please forgive me..I knew what I was...I mean I didn't know what I was doing.

I haven't been taking my pills lately.


I tell the doctors to quit yelling at me over my ink blot tests because it's the pills making me do it.


So I stop taking them...and they yell at me for stopping.




See what ahm thayin'?
I forgive you..for how can I not? I understand...more than most care to.
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