Smarty Jones Treated for Minor Reproductive Tract Blockage

[smartyalex]

I just found out about this.

http://news.bloodhorse.com/viewstory.asp?id=37711

[Cannon Shell]

There are just so many places to go with this that I cant even begin...

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

There are just so many places to go with this that I cant even begin...

Yeah, I felt the same way....as you.

Maybe Smarty too on occasion as well.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

There are just so many places to go with this that I cant even begin...

Chuck, the same thought ran through my mind too!

[Cannon Shell]

There are so few medical issues that are cleared up with more sex

[dellinger63]

I think in human terms it's called 'blue balls'

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

I think in human terms it's called 'blue balls'

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

I think in human terms it's called 'blue balls'

and part of the reason I got divorced. That's it......It was all a medical condition. Forgot to enter it into evidence and because of it, for the first time I got screwed and didn't enjoy it......

[Dunbar]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

There are just so many places to go with this that I cant even begin...

Okay, I'll stoop. Just this sentence alone is a wealth of possibilities:

"Dr. Morehead made the diagnosis after rectal palpation and an ultrasound."

"Dr. Morehead" sounds like the result of an uninspired porn movie casting.

But, rising out of the gutter for a brief moment, performing rectal palpation on a horse is not a job task I'd envy.

--Dunbar

Sounds like a perfect episode for Mike Rowe of "Dirty Jobs" from the Discovery channel.

He's in good hands with Dr. Cravin Morehead.