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Old 10-05-2007, 11:18 AM
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Default Ah Wonder where Late Fires is?

Odd....I just thought of answers for that one.

























10....Out having his tip refrosted....first treatment caused Icelandic fever.

9.....Looking for NoteToHimself where trigger words for Sighty-Poo black ribbon fetching are written.

8.....Invited to LeBron James birthday party....trying to buy a I love Kobie hat to wear.

7.....Secretly has always loved Thebby..underwent plastic surgery to become Steve Byk lookalike.

6.....Came out looking more like Andy Panda. VERY upset...suing Dr. PeeGarden who was licensed to do only tip frosting.

5.....Invited to go on vacay with Suffy-Poo.Didn't know he had to wear bad hair wig...in hiding.

4.....Received filthy pm from DrugS.Changed a few words and sent it on to Dannie.....Dannie wrote back telling him it was the same thing she recently sent DrugS ...except for a few words that were changed.Doesn't know what the fucl< to do now.

3.....Out moose hunting...shot Dick Cheney.

2.....Found a topic PeanutShell didn't know anything about.......putting it up for auction.










And the number one Ah Wonder Where LateFires is answer:









1.....Stole Dispencers eyeliner....Ryans GIC/ Silver Edition Set---don't ya know........and Dimmy's GoatsToMyself. Willing to trade for Cajunatahs lips.

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Old 10-05-2007, 11:52 AM
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Behooved..now you know that.
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Old 10-05-2007, 11:52 AM
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I hope it's #10.
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I hope it's #10.
HO.
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Old 10-05-2007, 11:55 AM
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HO.
You're not invited to our next Vacay.
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Old 10-05-2007, 11:56 AM
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Phooey.
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:26 PM
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1.....Stole Dispencers eyeliner....Ryans GIC/ Silver Edition Set---don't ya know........and Dimmy's GoatsToMyself. Willing to trade for Cajunatahs lips.
Simply impossible. I don't just leave my prized possessions laying around where anyone could have access to them.
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:40 PM
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Simply impossible. I don't just leave my prized possessions laying around where anyone could have access to them.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:14 PM
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THEBBY !!

After this vicious attack on the good name of Late Fires, a name I have worked so hard to establish here on NT, I demand that this no good, toothless wife having, mother's basement living, sunless, three inch pud possessing very bad man be banished to a room where may only converse on Sudanese affairs with Dimmy and Pee Garden.

















ror !!

Highly amusing, sir.

I particularly enjoyed #7, though my love for the Thebby is hardly secret.

Note to self: contact Hossy regarding tip refrosting in attempt to woo Sighty. If this fails, contact DrugS regarding availability of socks and combined Randy Moss/Discreet Cat/Midget Porn highlight video.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:18 PM
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THEBBY !!

After this vicious attack on the good name of Late Fires, a name I have worked so hard to establish here on NT, I demand that this no good, toothless wife having, mother's basement living, sunless, three inch pud possessing very bad man be banished to a room where may only converse on Sudanese affairs with Dimmy and Pee Garden.
ror !!

Highly amusing, sir.

I particularly enjoyed #7, though my love for the Thebby is hardly secret.

Note to self: contact Hossy regarding tip refrosting in attempt to woo Sighty. If this fails, contact DrugS regarding availability of socks and combined Randy Moss/Discreet Cat/Midget Porn highlight video.







ror!






spit!







snort!






snarf!










rule-eng un ze









thud!
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:21 PM
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THEBBY !!

After this vicious attack on the good name of Late Fires, a name I have worked so hard to establish here on NT, I demand that this no good, toothless wife having, mother's basement living, sunless, three inch pud possessing very bad man be banished to a room where may only converse on Sudanese affairs with Dimmy and Pee Garden.

















ror !!

Highly amusing, sir.

I particularly enjoyed #7, though my love for the Thebby is hardly secret.

Note to self: contact Hossy regarding tip refrosting in attempt to woo Sighty. If this fails, contact DrugS regarding availability of socks and combined Randy Moss/Discreet Cat/Midget Porn highlight video.

OOOOOOOO
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:25 PM
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OOOOOOOO
Only 8?



Have I mentioned what rich, beautiful hair you have, my sweet?
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:26 PM
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I noticed that,too.





But you really have no shame.

And the hair stuff only works on Thebby.

The savages demand much more.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:27 PM
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Gosh LF....do ya have any idea where CapperZeke could be?
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:28 PM
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Only 8?



Have I mentioned what rich, beautiful hair you have, my sweet?

20, 60, 90, 200....really, would there ever be enough for the brilliance above?
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:28 PM
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That's it...




...I'm leaving.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:34 PM
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20, 60, 90, 200....really, would there ever be enough for the brilliance above?
Behooved.

And might I also add that your hours in the gym have resulted in a nicely toned pair of arms?
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That's it...




...I'm leaving.
Good idea.

There's a Halloween HOrse show thread that desperately needs your input.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:35 PM
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Behooved.

And might I also add that your hours in the gym have resulted in a nicely toned pair of arms?


GOD THIS IS SICKENING!
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Good idea.

There's a Halloween HOrse show thread that desperately needs your input.



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No it doesn't .
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