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Old 10-05-2007, 01:53 PM
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Default Golly..Ah Wonder Where Capper Zeke Is?

Do ya think ah have any ah-dee-ers?







You bet I do!!




















10....Taking how to cheat at gelf lessons from GPK.

9.....Playing gelf with GPK and getting killed...suspects cheating.

8.....Tried to pull the "What do you have" ploy before last bet in poker game with known Hells Angels members. Still running for his life.

7.....Peeking in DebODebs window.

6.....Caught doing so by Suffy-Poo's Vacay camera crew.

5.....Thinking hard about handicapping lesson offer from Mortimer. Afraid to do this thing.

4.....Stuck it in there when reading the "Stick it in here" offer in mensroom.Tip frosting RUINED...in hospital.APB out on yon Dillinger.

3......ror!....I'm kidding.

2......The APB is out on Snarlin'Jim.








And the number one Golly...Ah Wonder Where Capper Zeke Is answer:








1.....Caught stealing The Man in the Gray Suit's brown shoes while dining at a good resturant in LA ( ror!..there ain't any in LA..that I know of.) Is now part of the greatest code the CIA ever developed.
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:46 PM
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......




















































































okay...
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:52 PM
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#11 Tracking PGA Tour Gelfer Frank Lickslikeher to make sure Scudsbro made a good no bet...
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:55 PM
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Fine work....really is.









But stop peeking in Debbies window with CapperZeke.
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:56 PM
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Fine work....really is.









But stop peeking in Debbies window with CapperZeke.


I have written permission....

























really




































I do
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:58 PM
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That was a REAL bad answer ...sir.


Do you realize how much trouble you're in?
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:58 PM
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That was a REAL bad answer ...sir.


Do you realize how much trouble you're in?

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I pray
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Old 10-05-2007, 03:14 PM
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Well if you want her that bad....oh just take her.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:34 PM
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Would you all let me know what time the "peeking" occurs so I can try to be home? Thank you.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:56 PM
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Perhaps putting this announcement up on e-bay would make ensure EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY can make plans.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:59 PM
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Perhaps putting this announcement up on e-bay would make ensure EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY can make plans.

Can't tonight. Going to an exorcism.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:02 PM
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Good.



I'm especially a little tired of that succubus personality.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:03 PM
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I'll let the Pope know.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:31 PM
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I'm not feeding you anymore lines.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:48 PM
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How about chocolate?????
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:32 AM
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How about chocolate?????


You truly are the worlds biggest snot.
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