How do you handle those obnoxious Girl Scout shills begging for money?

[Mortimer]

You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


I tell them...." WHAT!? I'm supposed to support your miserable communist orginization in exchange for a box of nuts and bolts? You don't even have a carny license....get out before I report you to the police. And just before I violently slam the door in the little brats faces I then shreik... ...And get out of those filthy monkey suits! Get normal 8 year old clothes on and steal from your own parents! If you come back ....I send out my attack pit bulls.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


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I handle them buy purchasing the Thin Mints
and eating the entire box in front of them
upon delivery.

[Mortimer]

You should ask if they have a money back guarantee.




They don't like that.

[Sightseek]

I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

[geeker2]

I told her to come back with her Mom in a bikini and I might consider it...

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

You dont like the mint cookies?
How could that be?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

That's the point!!

But do you tell them that?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

That's the point!!

But do you tell them that?

Of course I do...I even give them that snotty six year old face.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Of course I do...I even give them that snotty six year old face.

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DOUBLEPLUSGOOD FINE WORK!!












RULE-ENG EN LEFF-ENG!!

Sightseek throws up pieces of tag-a-longs for breakfast.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I told her to come back with her Mom in a bikini and I might consider it...

see it works everytime....



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[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

see it works everytime....



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Gross.

This would be why I think before I eat.

[Mortimer]

Well I guess I got my answer about Mommy Dearest's Thigh Master training.

[Danzig]

i like girl scout cookies.
hell, just buy a couple of boxes, it won't kill ya.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i like girl scout cookies.
hell, just buy a couple of boxes, it won't kill ya.

Too bad.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Girl Scout Cookies rock! - My mom buys boxes of them by the dozens - my youngest bro would tip me off and I'd be over there in a heartbeat to take what I could.

PGardn is money in this thread - the thin mints are like crack.

I will never trust Morty's judgement when it comes to boxed cookies again.

I've never once had a girl scout come to my place and try to sell me anything.

Sightseek is whack! Buy a box of Thin Mints and crush some of them up and mixem in before you chug down your Muscle Milk 30 minutes after your high intensity workout.

[2Hot4TV]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


I tell them...." WHAT!? I'm supposed to support your miserable communist orginization in exchange for a box of nuts and bolts? You don't even have a carny license....get out before I report you to the police. And just before I violently slam the door in the little brats faces I then shreik... ...And get out of those filthy monkey suits! Get normal 8 year old clothes on and steal from your own parents! If you come back ....I send out my attack pit bulls.

Try no thank you.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Girl Scout Cookies rock! - My mom buys boxes of them by the dozens - my youngest bro would tip me off and I'd be over there in a heartbeat to take what I could.

PGardn is money in this thread - the thin mints are like crack.

I will never trust Morty's judgement when it comes to boxed cookies again.

I've never once had a girl scout come to my place and try to sell me anything.

Sightseek is whack! Buy a box of Thin Mints and crush some of them up and mixem in before you chug down your Muscle Milk 30 minutes after your high intensity workout.

No way! If I'm having cookies they better be home made, melt in your mouth, oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Cookies and wine should never come from a box.

[Danzig]

you guys do know that if you want a girl scout cookie fix, you can go buy the cookies made by keebler? they make the GS cookies too. thin mints are grasshoppers.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

If I'm having cookies they better be home made, melt in your mouth, oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Cookies and wine should never come from a box.

You make some valid points - but here is my rebuttal:

Girl Scout cookies rock.