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Old 01-20-2008, 11:15 PM
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There was a time when I was well liked by all.



I don't know when either...but it's a great opener.



Anyhooo....somehow I got locked up here in nowhere land.I didn't like it. I requested parole.



I didn't get it.



I then requested I be darted...sent to 2 members of the board here.

Was it granted?

No.



Was I told why?

No.



Seems easy enough to do and an easy way to rid this site of a "swine" like me.



Perhaps they wanted me to do away with myself?

Perhaps.


And in doing so keep the blood off their own hands?

It does flow.



The thought...not the blood.







Who is this Nichole person?

I don't know.



A ringer...used to trap me?

Well you said it...not me.






All I know is I nicely asked to be darted..and was not.

Now I must leave on my own.

But I've left on my own from worse places.






Yes...that's what I said.



I have once again shut down all communication with the outside world. It doesn't really matter as I will leave here at 11:20 PM...tonight.


I am through being the board whipping boy.
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Old 01-20-2008, 11:49 PM
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Bye sissy.
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:07 AM
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Ah wonder when Morty will be back.
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:03 PM
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I'll never get morty and his zebra out of my basement now.
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:37 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLC3uT3aCoE
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:51 PM
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Stop talking about your underwear, Morty. Stealing over $1600 worth of panties is nothing to be proud of.
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:56 PM
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Stop talking about your underwear, Morty. Stealing over $1600 worth of panties is nothing to be proud of.




You're just mad because they were yours.....selfish.
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:57 PM
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I'll never get morty and his zebra out of my basement now.

Oh shut up.
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:09 PM
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Oh shut up.

I'm evicting you from my basement. The zebra may stay.
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:15 PM
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Morty leaves slightly less often than he comes back.
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:44 PM
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I'm evicting you from my basement. The zebra may stay.


We are a matched set...no splitting.

Did you understand what BlackTroll-edWind said?
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:47 PM
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We are a matched set...no splitting.

Did you understand what BlackTroll-edWind said?

Then you may stay.




I never understand what he says.
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:49 PM
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Then you may stay.

Too kind.




I never understand what he says.


ror!!






That's what Carla always said...too!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:54 PM
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It's comforting to know there's a predator in my basement to ward off evil-doers.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:12 PM
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It's comforting to know there's a predator in my basement to ward off evil-doers.

I may make an exception and chew my prey .
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:16 AM
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I may make an exception and chew my prey .
or at least nibble gently on her ear...
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:28 AM
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or at least nibble gently on her ear...
Yuk.

Ears are no fun.
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:47 AM
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Chewed or nibbled? Guess it depends on my mood.
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:56 PM
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Dammit!!...I'm a chewer.
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:25 PM
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Dammit!!...I'm a chewer.

I KNOW! I KNOW!
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