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Old 01-25-2008, 12:29 PM
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Default LADIES: What undergarments do you wear?

Please include a photo of your home and show ( in detail ) how to get to the place you store these items...as well as your addrress .
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:00 PM
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same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:06 PM
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same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!



oh no.....i never thought SHE would rat me out likes this



i feel like andy kaufmans idiot.


i feel so ashamed










and YOU stretched them out...that's why i quit wearing yours
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:19 PM
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People may also be interested to know she has a velcro opening in the front...for those "spurs of the moment' she sssssso often has.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:31 PM
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WITCH!!!
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:35 PM
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yup.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:35 PM
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I'll type it again later......when you're not here.




You'll see.

Oh yes.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:40 PM
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I know a SEE-CRAHT....SQUAWK!!




I know a SEE-CRAHT!!!
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:47 PM
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You bet I do.





It's a really good one,too!

Stay tuned throughout the day and in the night ( when you're alone...when it's dark).


She can't stay awake all the time.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:54 PM
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r u still here?
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:56 PM
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I guess she wouldn't answer even if she were.




I'm going to have to get smarter about this.
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:01 PM
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Oh this is silly.

I'm not hanging around all day to play some childish game.


But the truth is Thebby has 45 pair of undergarments.One for every man...with each ones name sewn on it.

Make that 32...I shouldn't count Steve Byk's name more than once.


I'm leaving.
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:08 PM
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Morty, from the lack of responses from the lovely ladies on this forum, do you reckon they even wear undergarments?

Just a thought.
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:19 PM
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I'd say 75% don't.
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:32 PM
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I know this for a fact...by the way.


=;>
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I'd say 75% don't.

$100 for the list....
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:20 PM
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ror!!










OK.









Add another 100 and you'll get the bush condition report:


Color

Clipped or allowed to grow freely

Or "uprooted"
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:29 PM
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The women have facial hair on here, too?

Morty, you're letting all of the secrets out now
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:32 PM
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Oh there's two sides to every story.
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:34 PM
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I prefer women with plenty of hair......



























On their head.

But that's just me.
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