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03-31-2008, 03:31 PM
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The things people do in Mortimer's neck of the woods...
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496
A piece from the link: BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price. "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,"  
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03-31-2008, 04:03 PM
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Gives new meaning to "As flat as a board but with the knotholes in the right place"
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03-31-2008, 05:08 PM
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hate to see what he'd do to a pool table..
thud whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr double whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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03-31-2008, 05:09 PM
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03-31-2008, 05:25 PM
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At least we know what to get Morty for Christmas.....
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03-31-2008, 05:51 PM
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[ at least I didnt bring up the skateboard  ]
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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03-31-2008, 05:53 PM
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Geezes , and I thought the hole in the middle was for the UMBRELLA !  Opps just re-read the report................NEVAH MIND......
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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03-31-2008, 05:53 PM
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03-31-2008, 06:24 PM
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New meaning for getting tabled.
I'll bet it was made of naughty pine. Maybe he was high and thought his joint was a rat tail file? Nah. I wonder what he has planned for the water table? He should have used a tablecloth and not risked the possibility of a little tv dinner table.
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03-31-2008, 06:39 PM
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Fine work. Avery, speaking of great boxers, do you know anything about Charley Burley?
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03-31-2008, 06:48 PM
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No, I really just hijacked DrugS fine table fucl<ing thread to ask you about him. Somebody was telling me about him today claiming that Sugar Ray Robinson and every other champion of his era ducked him. He was a welterweight who knocked out one of the ranked heavyweights at the time and dominated Archie Moore, who was 15 lbs heavier. Seems like an interesting story.
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03-31-2008, 06:50 PM
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LF...I hate to sound like a know-it-all..........but I have read almost every book known to mankind about boxing and never heard of this guy. Sounds like a canvas fucl<er ta me.
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