Not deserving of the Paddock

[IrishofNDMan]

So I've been thinking about the Derby a lot lately like most people. I have been giving Monba a chance depending on post position, but have lately been leaning against Monba. I know people say they have dreams about the Derby outcome every year, but I actually did last night.

In my dream I did not bet Monba, and I remember having money on Pyro. Coming down the stretch Pyro took a pretty big lead and I remember being happy, only to see one horse moving like a train. Yes, I remember seeing it was Monba on the screen in my dream and he blew by Pyro. I remember feeling upset and disgusted with myself for not betting Monba after I liked him, but was relieved when I finally woke up from the dream.

Most of the time I think having dreams about the outcome of the Derby are either lies or very stupid, so it's ok if you guys think I'm stupid for posting this. I'm not by any means saying Monba is going to win, but it was a very weird dream I thought I'd share. I know the insults will be coming for posting this lol.

[Mortimer]

This is EXACTLY what SHOULD be in the Padlock.

[Mortimer]

It is the Essence of Padlock.

[Rileyoriley]

I had a dream once too. It involved jockeys.






















































Now that's more like a "Morty" thread.

[Mortimer]

Oh boy.




I need to take up painting.

I'm getting very dizzy again.

[Rileyoriley]

Thud!

[Mortimer]

Ah..thank you....that's the word I was looking for.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yeah, no offense Irish, but this is sort of not deserving of Morty-Land.

Gosh thanks ,Hossy.


Can you imagine the nerve?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Ah..thank you....that's the word I was looking for.

Glad I could help.

[Mortimer]

Yes...mighty white of you.

Owe ya one.

[geeker2]

I hope the tracks wasn't WET..because that would mean you had a WET D.....well nevermind

[IrishofNDMan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yeah, no offense Irish, but this is sort of not deserving of Morty-Land.

I'm aware it's not the best thread lol. I just wanted to post it because it was a real dream and I remember pretty much waking up in a panic over it, that is how bad my derby fever is.

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

I'm aware it's not the best thread lol. I just wanted to post it because it was a real dream and I remember pretty much waking up in a panic over it, that is how bad my derby fever is.

then why are you driving to Arlington?

[IrishofNDMan]

Originally Posted by GBBob

then why are you driving to Arlington?

where else would I go?

[hi_im_god]

i had a dream i didn't read this thread.

it was nice.

[IrishofNDMan]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i had a dream i didn't read this thread.

it was nice.

but god already knows I had the dream before I even posted about it.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

but god already knows I had the dream before I even posted about it.

why does everyone think god would want to have written the script?

what would the point of watching the play be?

you're writing the script.