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Old 05-12-2008, 04:43 PM
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I was hoping we would have got a chance to see which works better in the Preakness, but I guess not.

Did UPS lose the shipment of Frank's Energy drink? lol
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:49 PM
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I was hoping we would have got a chance to see which works better in the Preakness, but I guess not.

Did UPS lose the shipment of Frank's Energy drink? lol
The 1st in what I'm sure will be a long list of excellent, insightful posts...
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:55 PM
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The 1st in what I'm sure will be a long list of excellent, insightful posts...
He's a Big Bern fan.

Excuse me...Hey Byrn.
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:30 PM
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The 1st in what I'm sure will be a long list of excellent, insightful posts...

It's going to be hard for me to contain my excitement as I wait impatiently for his second post.
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It's going to be hard for me to contain my excitement as I wait impatiently for his second post.
In all my years of posting on these boards, this thread is by far the most assinine I have ever seen. The worst is, this person actually thought his line was funny.
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In all my years of posting on these boards, this thread is by far the most assinine I have ever seen. The worst is, this person actually thought his line was funny.
Have you seen the thread entitled: Big Brown and Casino Drive Vs.....
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This was sent here so that I may destroy Strategicless Omission.
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:41 PM
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Ya ******....ya.
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Stevie pm'd me and told me to say that.
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I knew it. I'll get that sissy.
^^^ Definition of sissy.
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:36 PM
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Clearly.

I believe she desires a date with your pud.


Get that frosted tip looking smartly!
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Clearly.

I believe she desires a date with your pud.


Get that frosted tip looking smartly!


Too big a sissy.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:14 AM
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ror!!
































thud
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:25 AM
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I first thought it to be simple flirting. However, after a lifetime of disappointing people and women in general I feel like I am able to sense when one is pissed. The Cajunatah seems pissed.

Hossy...sometimes we make too much of things.


This girl is very interested in you...believe me.






She has begun the ritual Dance of Frosted Tip Hand Jive.


Remember those full breasts???















Be a Predator.







Be a Predator!!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:30 AM
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Too big a sissy.
Stop putzing around here.....you get a pm off to Hossy RIGHT NOW and let him know in no uncertain terms what you desires upon him are.



















Don't be a fool.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:37 AM
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rule-eng un ze flour!!!!




Oh mine God.


























thud!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:05 AM
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Hossy..Andrew just gave me a great idea.



Listen to this....memorize it so you can sing it to her:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucSZwGsodpQ


Pay close attention to the beauty of the lyrics---particularly how her presence " just blows me away". ....ya can't buy stuff like this.


Oh---make sure to inhale large quantities of laughing gas before you sing to her.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:11 AM
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I think in order to seal the deal Hossy should sing this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptJXkLUEmB8

If you can't sing falsetto then a nice dose of helium will do.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:15 AM
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Ain't she a honey?











BARF
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:20 AM
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Hossy---you can use this if you want.

It's by Billy Bo Blackwood..called........ah luv yer azz




ah smelt yer hair

even though you ain't here

when ah touch yer skin

ah know'd war ahd been







(chorus)




baaabyyyyy ya knock me down

fer a count a ten

them ah git up again

ya really pult the rug out from under me..ah feel lak a clown






















Beautiful.
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