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Old 05-22-2008, 02:08 PM
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Default The Oh-ho-ho Derby

When they decide who will run ...I shall have something to say.


We already know Tail of E-Thebby is chickening out to join in the fun at Belmonts.

Smuther is strongly rumored to be an entrant at the EmeryRoad facility's huge day.







What a dumb azz.
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:31 PM
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I think both a Zito horse and a Zayat horse may be running at Thistley.
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:36 PM
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Really?


You and the Bidster will have to take this over.








Do a good job,now.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:43 PM
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Smuther
You hurt his feelings.

He demands a new nickname.
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:26 PM
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Well DNF is taken....maybe---Late Bid...Failed to do So?
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:45 AM
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http://www.brisnet.com/bris_link/pdf...llc_112099.pdf
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:35 AM
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What in the heck is that?
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:03 AM
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The Zayat horse is running with a thistley appearance by Garret Gomez...the Zito horse isn't. This is one of the greatest fields ever assembled for a horsey race.
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:07 AM
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This is embarrassing.
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:19 AM
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I'm so confused on the oh-ho-ho derby. It used to be run in July...now it is a prep for the Iowa Derby.
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:20 AM
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Wedgie and Shapiro have taken it over.

This explains a lot.




They may send Smuther down and call up both Bob and John.
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:27 AM
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Yer Round?????






Well you're FAT!
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:21 PM
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Tonight I will do this thing.




The Ohio Derby Analysis.





Be there or be SmuthAir.







I mean square.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:26 PM
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^^^

Chalk eater.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:55 PM
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^^^ Caulk Beader.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:41 PM
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THE OHIO DERBY FINE ANALYSIS PROGRAM













I begin.






























MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!













May I have the cards,please?





















Any day now.










What? You bring notype and Oinkman?


I said the CARDS---not the TARDS!









Unbelieveable.












Bettah...thank you.

















SMUTH-AIR




Oh my God.


Crinkle...

..trash can.






Your Round




And yer slow


Crinkle...

..trash can.








MedJool





Where do they get these names???



Crinkle...


...trash can.










StolenChevy




Bite me.


Crinkle...

..trash can.













CelticMeal




There's another one I've never heard of.


Crinkle...

..trash can.










Cherokee Artist






I have painted the finish of the race....and he ain't in it.



Crinkle...


..trash can.


















That leaves the 2nd place finisher...Z-Fortune ...and yer winnah...




.....Instill.












Looks like 4-7 ta me.
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Well DNF is taken....maybe---Late Bid...Failed to do So?
No.

He didn't like either of those and said to tell you it wasn't his fault he was chalk.

Can my Derby boy have a nice new name now?

Pleeeeeease?
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:54 PM
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MedJool





Where do they get these names???
Are you kidding? That's a sexy name...

Not as good as Iffraaj or Araafa but pretty good.
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:12 PM
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No.

He didn't like either of those and said to tell you it wasn't his fault he was chalk.

Can my Derby boy have a nice new name now?

Pleeeeeease?





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Are you kidding? That's a sexy name...

Not as good as Iffraaj or Araafa but pretty good.



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