You bastages better save me some of this for tomorrow

[whorstman]

Byk passin out $70 longshots, money flyin around everywhere!!!! I'm stuck at work damnit!! I'm hitting trackside @ CD tomorrow so there had better be some sexy picks left out there!! Question, how the hell are these horses getting off at these prices? Wow, Wild sh1t going on, huh?

[Downthestretch55]

Worst,
Wild sh1t is on the walking path.
The Bastages are sitting right behind the Sonneviches in the grandstands...right there in the rain.
Those Sonneviches forgot their umbrella again.
Hope they don't step in the wild sh1t on their way out and mess up their new-balances.

[2MinsToPost]

yeah, what whorstman said

me bout to go cash some money tiks at Scioto and try and catch me a nice 2 leg lady along the way

[2MinsToPost]

oh yeah the fifth at Scioto, got one

Mama Cash

[Danzig]

what do you know....no one has been called a fargin icehole yet...

ah, but the wknd has just begun. good luck everyone shelling out bucks this wknd!! may all your tickets be winners.

and please, don't anyone end up with your bells in a sling.

[Downthestretch55]

Danzig,
I've been searching all the cards for the weekend.
Where is Bells in a Sling running?
Is it the same place as Ice Hole?

and a question I still can't figure...
Who's on First?

[Danzig]

i don't know....shortstop, right??

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Danzig188

i don't know....shortstop, right??

No, Who's on first, what's on second, today is pitching, tomorrow is catching.
shortstop...I forget.
Abbott and Costello...classic.

[Danzig]

maybe i don't know is on third....been too long since i've seen that bit.

Bastages.

I like that. May I use that Whorstman?


I may go to the track tomorrow and check some of this stuff going on if 70 dollar winners are being thrown about like cabbage.

[Downthestretch55]

I don't know is on 3rd. I don't care is shortstop.
And right behind the 1st base dugout are the Bastages. Right behind them are the Sonneviches (who forgot their umbrella again).

Now that I've beat that to death, I was going to put something on the heavy favorite thread. She used to sit next to me before we got a divorce.
I just call her heavy- ex now.

[whorstman]

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

From the great mind of Roman Maroni

[Danzig]

one of my all time favorite movies ever.

just remember...roman maroni never forgets a fargin face!