Sec!! Sec!! Sec!!

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For those of you new here:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bAQg-zWmsI

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB...eature=related

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Please note Mr. Kaufman's most excellent impression of the typical SEC fan in clip 2.



Also note how quickly he dispatched Cajunatah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-adgtoLZmM

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Ah know'd yew'd comb a runnin' in here ,Lawler!!

lulz!! Don't die on me again, Andy!!

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I'm comin' after you ,pal!



No one deserves the beating you're gonna get from me.

I've practiced all week on Thebby and her filthy animals.

Yew better git wall the gittin's good,Lawler!!

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SNORT!!!!

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And so...I believe I am 46-0 in college picks so far.

Maybe it's 4-0.



I have a bakers bundle for you this week:


As much as it gags me...I like the Noodles at home -1 over The SternoMakers.

I do like Ohio State -18 at home to Meeny-SO-tah.

The Crimson Snide +6.5 at Jaw-Jaw.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

And so...I believe I am 46-0 in college picks so far.

Maybe it's 4-0.



I have a bakers bundle for you this week:


As much as it gags me...I like the Noodles at home -1 over The SternoMakers.

I do like Ohio State -18 at home to Meeny-SO-tah.

The Crimson Snide -6.5 at Jaw-Jaw.

The Noodles?



















REALLY?

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Purdue sucks...that's the only reason.

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And the Noodles?

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They're at home.

They fire up the ovens there and make the other team cook up turnovers.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

They're at home.

They fire up the ovens there and make the other team cook up turnovers.

fr&l-a

I'm going to wait and see who the five steves like before I make my final selection.

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I think it's down to 4.

Andy is deer hunting now.






See ya latah ,LF.

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

fr&l-a

I'm going to wait and see who the five steves like before I make my final selection.

Sorry..that wasn't a backhand to Michigan..I just meant they literally gave that one away to the Noodles.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Sorry..that wasn't a backhand to Michigan..I just meant they literally gave that one away to the Noodles.

Understood, sir. They definitely did do so.

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Who would I be to talk after the SC disaster?






Beockman running the option..Tressel can only claim insanity for that one.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Who would I be to talk after the SC disaster?






Beockman running the option..Tressel can only claim insanity for that one.

Yeah, that was painful to watch.

HOWEVA...getting beaten by University of Spoiled Children in California after you've given them an extra week to prepare is more excusable than losing to this Noodle team

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

Yeah, that was painful to watch.

HOWEVA...getting beaten by University of Spoiled Children in California after you've given them an extra week to prepare is more excusable than losing to this Noodle team

Well Ohio State was just out smarted and the play by especially the offense was abysmal. The Ohio U game was horrible so I did expect the waxing.



Now Tressel is really gettin' mad at dem beans as well as brightening up.

Maybe the season can still be salvaged.


Michigan shot themselves in the foot far too early and just didn't seem as high as the Noodles,but did come back some. McGuffie looks impressive.