Oh Steve

[Mortimer]

I move a new rule be made.

I also move it be retroactive to Phil Fucl<Face.



Any teachers or college professors should not be allowed on any adult board.

They've honed their frills over the years by talking down to kiddies and semi kiddies who only take their class because they don't know anything about the class subject.

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.


Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.

[Mortimer]

At the very least send this clam on the half shell to Naples and let BMH use him for fish boosting practice.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I move a new rule be made.

I also move it be retroactive to Phil Fucl<Face.



Any teachers or college professors should not be allowed on any adult board.

They've honed their frills over the years by talking down to kiddies and semi kiddies who only take their class because they don't know anything about the class subject.

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.


Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.

Kinda sounds like you,nibbler!

[Mortimer]

duh..thed wuz rel gud demmy

[Mortimer]

I'd like Dimmy to stay;The Good Lord knows we all need more tether ball practice.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Mr Garden
is back to
his old tricks.
I don't have the
energy to go back
and forth in a
ridiculous circle where
his sole objective is
to get me to call
him a name. He just
made the dumbfucl<
Mt. Rushmore.....again

Abundantly Amusing!!!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Abundantly Amusing!!!!

ummmmmmmmmmm........












































yeah.

That thread
is just like
it's just like
a mini





































mall

[cowgirlintexas]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

Kinda sounds like you,nibbler!

Morty?! Are you a "nibbler"?

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Mr Garden
is back to
his old tricks.
I don't have the
energy to go back
and forth in a
ridiculous circle where
his sole objective is
to get me to call
him a name. He just
made the dumbfucl<
Mt. Rushmore.....again

You are gutsy.
I gotta give you that.

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.
Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.

I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.

Originally Posted by miraja2

I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.

And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by miraja2

I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.

So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????

I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by pgardn

And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.

You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.

Your claim has been accepted.

Originally Posted by miraja2

You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.

Lucky bas tard.

[Danzig]

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

Originally Posted by Danzig

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

Why am I crying?

ahhhh I have better things to do...

whittling
cuttin up dead fish
cuttin up dead fish
whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish
gettin baffled whilst whittlin

Life is good.