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Old 10-17-2008, 03:12 PM
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So today has just been wonderful, some of you know of this indian girl that works where I work, in my same division, sits right next to me. She is a jealous one. She is always trying to catch me on DT or ESPN or Bloodhorse. Anywho, today she asks me to explain football to her, conversation goes on FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES till finally I was like "Watch the game"

Meanwhile, she has been 'scarfing' her running nose for the last two weeks and chugging water like it is coming out of a trough

Sir, can you get guns at the Thistlydowns?
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:23 PM
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And now she is blasting her IPOD out of her earphones and it is the most annoying thing ever. She doesn't have them in her ears, just on her desk BLARING. meanwhile, i have mine at a reasonable decibel.
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:30 PM
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You should show her your pud.
Sir, 280lbs, AT LEAST, and she isn't 6'7, she is probably 5'2, 5'4 tops....
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:36 PM
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Be married for 25 years...same sort of thing.
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:45 PM
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Show her GPK's pud then.
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:47 PM
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sucks to be you scav!
that is one great thing about my place of work....it is a veritable cornucopia of fine lookin women....
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:52 PM
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:59 PM
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:00 PM
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This thread should be hijacked asap
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:02 PM
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Show her GPK's pud then.

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Old 10-17-2008, 04:19 PM
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This chick would hurt GPK, suffication style, he is like 130lbs and the same height as this chick
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:28 PM
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This chick would hurt GPK, suffication style, he is like 130lbs and the same height as this chick







Thud
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:08 PM
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Sir, 280lbs, AT LEAST, and she isn't 6'7, she is probably 5'2, 5'4 tops....
I thought that they are vegan's, how the hell is she 280?
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I thought that they are vegan's, how the hell is she 280?
curried cupcakes?
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:27 PM
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I thought that they are vegan's, how the hell is she 280?
maybe she fries all her veggies?
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:31 PM
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I thought that they are vegan's, how the hell is she 280?
Seriously, I am going to try and get a picture with my phone, it is ridiculous.....
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:41 PM
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I thought that they are vegan's, how the hell is she 280?
mac and cheese with a coke is a vegetarian meal.

if she want's to lose weight, have her check out hoss or kev's pud after a meal.
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Old 10-17-2008, 10:06 PM
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Old 10-17-2008, 10:41 PM
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This chick would hurt GPK, suffication style, he is like 130lbs and the same height as this chick

I am 5'8" 160lbs mean, lean loving machine
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Old 10-17-2008, 10:51 PM
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I am 5'8" 160lbs mean, lean loving machine
Thats what I'm talkin' about!!
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