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02-01-2009, 11:56 AM
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tax...
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no doug h. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some mo re, Tax him till He's good and sore.. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. A few taxes that most of us have paid . . . . . Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate In com e Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal In com e Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline At x (44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world! We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?' And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!? 
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#2
02-01-2009, 12:05 PM
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I found that piece to be a rather taxing
read? <cue cricket noises>
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02-01-2009, 12:27 PM
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if it's all fixed, would i have to quit my job? seriously, my kids never spent a moment in day care. but now i think they call it pre-school.  that way, it's a public school program, paid for by you know who...
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02-02-2009, 08:07 AM
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It is amazing. It's a shame all those taxes prevented all of us from buying any sort of television and none of us could even watch the Super Bowl. I'm often pining for those 1909 glory days!!! When the lack of taxes would have allowed me to buy a car that none of us have right now due to oppressive taxes.
Yeah, taxes are the greatest evil ever to permeate the earth. No doubt. That guy sure had a crap load of stuff for all those taxes he paid. The guy even had dirt and tobacco and a job and enough left over to drink. He even had a car which was nice as none of us posting on here have that due to the virulent tax oppression. I honestly don't know why that guy is complaining as I sit here naked as taxes have prevented me from even clothing myself.
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The Main Course...the chosen or frozen entree?!
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02-02-2009, 08:30 AM
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i'm just glad we have refrigeration now. otherwise you couldn't keep food or have air conditioning. if the television disappeared, i wouldn't miss it.
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02-02-2009, 12:35 PM
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To the good people of Indiana (with the high cost of home heating oil etc.,) I'd like to propose a plan to give away free bags of charcoal briquettes.
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