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Old 08-20-2009, 10:37 AM
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MMA female champion Cyborg Santos or $7.50?














Jose Santos wife or $200?














Amanda Santos or $450?






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Old 08-20-2009, 10:46 AM
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lol
i'd take the money since women do nothing for me...
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:47 AM
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money
p.ussy
p.ussy
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:49 AM
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I guess I'd go with 'bang' on the first one just to be able to tell people the story.
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:52 AM
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That's a man-bang-bang!
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:53 AM
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$7.50/Santos-Santos Daily Double
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:39 AM
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Money-her-money
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:40 AM
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Quote:
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$7.50/Santos-Santos Daily Double
I'll send this....

I need to get me a Santos if all Santos females look like that
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:42 AM
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I'll send this....

I need to get me a Santos if all Santos females look like that
If you do get one, don't forget to wash your sheets!
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:46 AM
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If you do get one, don't forget to wash your sheets!
I'd wash them daily if it meant getting a piece like that....
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Old 08-20-2009, 12:20 PM
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I'd wash them daily if it meant getting a piece like that....
Sounds like someones sheets won't be getting washed for a while...
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Old 08-20-2009, 01:12 PM
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Sounds like someones sheets won't be getting washed...evah.
FTFY
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Old 08-20-2009, 04:53 PM
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Gimme the loot.
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Beef Curtains.
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:02 PM
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#1 - I'd take the $7.50.

#2 - I'd take the $200.

#3 - I'd take the very enjoyable minute and ten seconds (approximately).
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