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Old 07-14-2010, 11:21 AM
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Default LeBron's father prediction....

I'll take this guy...

http://legaltimes.typepad.com/files/...-complaint.pdf
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:51 AM
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that guy sure is something else.

So he was in his late 20's.. and 15yo Gloria James was just randomly at a bar in DC? Lied about her age? got knocked up and wanted nothing to do with the guy who impregnated her? sounds fishy.

If anything, the dude should get a statatory rape charge. I hope he gets the same check from Lebron as Trump did from the NFL.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:04 PM
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This guy will likely get paid but what a piece of work mommsy seems to be if this filing is 80% accurate. Settlement date around 2015 at the earliest.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:14 PM
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This guy will likely get paid but what a piece of work mommsy seems to be if this filing is 80% accurate. Settlement date around 2015 at the earliest.
there is no way this guy gets a dime.

I mean the freaking DNA test came back with 0% chance of him being the father.

This guy is a crook and a looney. The only reason he cares in general is because LeBron is as rich as can be.

Even if he actually is the father, which according to DNA is a 0% probability, the only thing this scumbag should get is a rape charge for knocking up a 15 yo when he was in his late 20's.
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Old 07-14-2010, 01:36 PM
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there is no way this guy gets a dime.

I mean the freaking DNA test came back with 0% chance of him being the father.

This guy is a crook and a looney. The only reason he cares in general is because LeBron is as rich as can be.

Even if he actually is the father, which according to DNA is a 0% probability, the only thing this scumbag should get is a rape charge for knocking up a 15 yo when he was in his late 20's.
Why would he push a complaint with negative DNA. Shows what I know about reading legal briefs. I thought he had DNA positive proof. If not then I reverse my decision your honor. Dad has to be out there somewhere? Perhaps Dante West is closer to mommy than we think.....
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Old 07-14-2010, 01:45 PM
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Why would he push a complaint with negative DNA. Shows what I know about reading legal briefs. I thought he had DNA positive proof. If not then I reverse my decision your honor. Dad has to be out there somewhere? Perhaps Dante West is closer to mommy than we think.....
"The DNA samples apparently remained in Cleveland for 4 days before they were transported to Genetica in Cincinnati. The following week I telephoned Ms. Dvorak and she advised me orally, followed by documentation sent by mail to my home address, that the result was 0% probability of paternity"

The guy claims that the DNA test was falsified. That is why he keeps on trucking. Oh and guess what he is asking for..

For failing to be a father figure to his hypothetical NBA star son, the man wants a few million dollars. I cant tell if he wants to be paid for every "cause of action" he lays out (8 different ones) or just for one. Added up its like 22 million +.

They should give him 5 grand and then tell him he owe's 50k in child support back tracking.
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:56 PM
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I am Zydrunas Ilgauskas dad. Tell him a need a couple grand.
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:05 PM
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I am Zydrunas Ilgauskas dad. Tell him a need a couple grand.
Yes, just like this guy.

You were in a bar called USSR Star in the late 1970's. You met a woman, took her to your house & impregnated her with a son. And she named him after your middle name. Chuck Zorro Drunas Simon. Its easy to see where she got Zydrunas from.

While the Paternaty test came up negative.. you are convinced that it was a Russian cover up.

Iglauskas definately owes you $7,500 for banging his Mother in the USSR.
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:18 PM
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Yes, just like this guy.

You were in a bar called USSR Star in the late 1970's. You met a woman, took her to your house & impregnated her with a son. And she named him after your middle name. Chuck Zorro Drunas Simon. Its easy to see where she got Zydrunas from.

While the Paternaty test came up negative.. you are convinced that it was a Russian cover up.

Iglauskas definately owes you $7,500 for banging his Mother in the USSR.
Hey Russian chicks are hot! My evidence is that we have similar hairdoos
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:44 PM
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I like the t-shirts making the rounds in Cleveland:

"You are headed South, but your mom is riding WEST."
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I like the t-shirts making the rounds in Cleveland:

"You are headed South, but your mom is riding WEST."
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:18 AM
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This guy will likely get paid but what a piece of work mommsy seems to be if this filing is 80% accurate. Settlement date around 2015 at the earliest.
Even if this guy is shown to be 100% the father, since when does the parent get money from the child?? He may be suing for paternal rights just to charge a stud fee somewhere down the road. 0 chance he gets a dime from Lebron.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:30 AM
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I'm not sure, but I have heard that the reason he has thrown the $$ in, is so that the judge will not be able to easily dismiss the case and have to take it as a serious attempt to prove paternity. But, who knows...
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:14 PM
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I would have predicted clyde was his father but realized he would have slapped him silly 15 years ago and the Cavs would have 2 titles by now.
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:20 PM
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I would have predicted clyde was his father but realized he would have slapped him silly 15 years ago and the Cavs would have 2 titles by now.

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Old 07-15-2010, 11:51 PM
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HC..Happy Birthday.




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Old 07-16-2010, 08:54 AM
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Page Six said it's a possibility Barack Obama is his father.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:27 AM
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Has anybody seen this story about one of LeBron's handlers and about eight of his friends shaking down the lady who "found" a $10,000 LeBron pendant at a yard sale OJ Simpson-style?
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:48 AM
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Has anybody seen this story about one of LeBron's handlers and about eight of his friends shaking down the lady who "found" a $10,000 LeBron pendant at a yard sale OJ Simpson-style?
yes. After 12 years of bowing down and letting everything go, now that he's gone it's going to be open season on finding anything at all bad beyond the dreaded wearing a Yankee cap.
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