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03-04-2011, 07:36 PM
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Taking something I did five years ago - and making it a whole lot worse
I have nothing to do with this new product being offered to the public ... I just got a laugh from how familar the concept is.
http://us2.campaign-archive1.com/?u=...&id=19a4b3c136 
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03-04-2011, 07:38 PM
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Only a grand to find the next Zippy Chippy.
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03-04-2011, 07:40 PM
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At $999 ... I think they found the price range where they can price me out and prevent me from mocking them.
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03-04-2011, 07:46 PM
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$995.
I laughed at Mail Chimp - good name. Also good name would be Mail Chump.
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#5
03-04-2011, 09:24 PM
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A freakin dream team lined up there.
 So for $995, I can get all of the information I would otherwise get for free? Sweet! "Previewed well. Nice efficient mover. Not big type much more like daddy. Maybe offset on left front." Maybe? Gee for $995 I was hoping you could tell me for sure! "Worked in middle of track where it seemed very cuppy. Big sized muscular type. Question the left front." What should I question you bunch of geniuses? Wait, so I still need to have someone go look at the horse and vet the thing? But you told me it would be easy to find a horse using your team! "Typical smart move over the turf for UNSongs' baby" Ooooh, this tells me so much! "Fast, but is very crooked on the right." $750K for a crooked horse - those fools! "He tried, but skimmed rail. Needs help." What kind of help? Should I get a psychologist? Was he not held enough as a child? "This rider had a hard time keeping his knees in the saddle. He couldn't ride this horse." OMG, this must be a very bad horsey, it's all his fault! "Nice breeze ~ professional ~ Big, muscular type." Was an RNA for 95K, clearly no one bought THE REPORT! "Good mover, cost a lot of $$$, good body. Sloppy action." Good and sloppy all at the same time! Winnah! Winnah! "Did everything wrong, flipping leads, etc. yet did it in good manner." Baby, no one does wrong like you! "Turf Work" I was wondering what that green stuff was that he was working over - big help. Worth every dollar of $995! "he moved decently. Looked more like a Speightstown." What a coincidence, he is a Speightstown!  "Sore. on turf. Rider was less than stellar as was the horse." Damn riders, put your heels down! "Don't trust Henny Hughes, previewed Ok" Good idea, I heard he lies, cheats and steals! http://2yosales.com/the-report/floridasale/
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#6
03-04-2011, 09:31 PM
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Wow - Sighty hit one out of the park with a truly TomoJay-ian type effort.
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03-05-2011, 01:44 AM
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#9
03-05-2011, 01:47 AM
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Nice work sighty!
What got into your oats today????
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#10
03-05-2011, 04:20 AM
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 .Oh if anyone is interested in the March Sale and you are coming to Ocala for a couple Slices of Pizza I will share with You the 80 or So March sale horses that I clocked Breezing Yesterday. .
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#11
03-05-2011, 09:24 AM
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