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Old 07-10-2013, 10:28 AM
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Read the comments. Hilarious

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Old 07-10-2013, 10:53 AM
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That p...y is smokin'!!
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Old 07-10-2013, 02:51 PM
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I bet she's a crack shot.

Hiding hand guns in your vagina isn't the number one problem we have in this country but "it is right up in there"!
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if 'all men were created equal, and colt kept them that way' (as the saying went)....what did colt do for women? good god, i can't imagine putting that.....there.
hell of a holster. no belt needed i guess. wonder if she kept the gun cleaning kit up there too?
at least it was a .22, and not a .44--or the gun joe piscopo had in the movie 'johnny dangerously'!

'any guns on you'. 'ON me? nope, not ON me'.

maybe her vagina could plead self-defense? needed it for personal protection in case anything 'broke in'!
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i feel like the Sarah Palin meme that Coach Pants used often is appropriate for this thread!
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that's what i would picture if someone said gun and p...y.
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suspect vagina..id say so...
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if 'all men were created equal, and colt kept them that way' (as the saying went)....what did colt do for women? good god, i can't imagine putting that.....there.
hell of a holster. no belt needed i guess. wonder if she kept the gun cleaning kit up there too?
at least it was a .22, and not a .44--or the gun joe piscopo had in the movie 'johnny dangerously'!

'any guns on you'. 'ON me? nope, not ON me'.

maybe her vagina could plead self-defense? needed it for personal protection in case anything 'broke in'!
You say that in jest but sounds like a valid defense..bet my atty Bennie Boom Batz could float that in court...or maybe pointman, wasn't he a lawyer?
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You say that in jest but sounds like a valid defense..bet my atty Bennie Boom Batz could float that in court...or maybe pointman, wasn't he a lawyer?
There is nothing past tense about my profession, which is more then anyone knows about you.

What is your point in speaking about me in this post?
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There is nothing past tense about my profession, which is more then anyone knows about you.

What is your point in speaking about me in this post?

No point, geez j/k in the context of the thread..ease up ace...
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Gives new meaning to the term carrying a concealed weapon.
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If she had been caught in Chicago she'd likely be doing a year and a half of a 3 year sentence. 15 years is the average time served for murder. This is a case of Vagina Prejudice Extremis.

"Your Honor would you rather shoot a gun visa vi a vagina or smoke a cigarette visa vi a male rectum?"
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No point, geez j/k in the context of the thread..ease up ace...
Humor is really not your forte, deuce.
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If she had been caught in Chicago she'd likely be doing a year and a half of a 3 year sentence. 15 years is the average time served for murder. This is a case of Vagina Prejudice Extremis.

"Your Honor would you rather shoot a gun visa vi a vagina or smoke a cigarette visa vi a male rectum?"
yeah, you might want to re-read the full list of her charges that she is being sent away for. certainly not just because of her secret stash. her priors don't help either. a convicted felon isn't supposed to have a gun....let alone a gun she secreted, and got into the jail.
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yeah, you might want to re-read the full list of her charges that she is being sent away for. certainly not just because of her secret stash. her priors don't help either. a convicted felon isn't supposed to have a gun....let alone a gun she secreted, and got into the jail.
I read her charges and they didn't include murder.

BTW In Chicago it's illegal for a law abiding citizen to carry a gun until yesterday yet there were over 70 shootings last w/e. The vast-vast majority involved brown or black felons shooting at other black or brown felons and sadly those few that are caught and convicted of murder will be back on the street in an average of 15 years.
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That really hurts coming from a guy who looks like Louie Anderson with braids.
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I read her charges and they didn't include murder.

BTW In Chicago it's illegal for a law abiding citizen to carry a gun until yesterday yet there were over 70 shootings last w/e. The vast-vast majority involved brown or black felons shooting at other black or brown felons and sadly those few that are caught and convicted of murder will be back on the street in an average of 15 years.
no, they didn't include murder. probably why i didn't say anything about murder.


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no, they didn't include murder. probably why i didn't say anything about murder.




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