UFO at O'Hare

[Downthestretch55]

I know I watched too much "twilight zone" during yesterday's marathon.
Then this,,,
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...90002?cid=2194

to-da-do doo, to-da-do doo

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

I know I watched too much "twilight zone" during yesterday's marathon.
Then this,,,
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...90002?cid=2194

to-da-do doo, to-da-do doo

They probably looked down at Chicago and said... "God DAMN, it's too f ucking cold!!!" LMAO

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

They probably looked down at Chicago and said... "God DAMN, it's too f ucking cold!!!" LMAO

LOL!
In the article it said their gate could have been blocked.
I hope Mera reads this and lets us know. Playa...are you lookin' up?

[ArlJim78]

I don't blame the aliens one bit for turning around. I can't tell you how many times I have sat at O'hare waiting for a gate. It's really frustrating.

[Downthestretch55]

I just heard word of another sighting!
Uncle Ned and his buddy, Fast Finger Phil were at the skeet range with their twelve guages, getting ready for the "Firemen's Shoot-Off".
Fast Finger Phil called me and told me what he heard and saw.
Seems that just as the one was released from the high house at station 7, and right before the low house on the right released a clay bird, he told me he heard a high pitched voice.
"Greeting Earthlings, we come in peace."
Uncle Ned had called for the double, "Pull!"
Alas, before Phil could say anything....
BANG!! BANG!!

Sorry, folks. Keep your eyes up.
Hold fire...they might be smaller than you think.
This is not a good sign for future interplanetary relations.

[JJP]

The last time UFO was in Chicago I think they played the Int'l Amphitheatre. "Rock Bottom" live is as good as any hard rock song....especially w/Michael Schenker shredding the Flying V.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by JJP

The last time UFO was in Chicago I think they played the Int'l Amphitheatre. "Rock Bottom" live is as good as any hard rock song....especially w/Michael Schenker shredding the Flying V.

You Chicago people have all the luck!
I've never heard 'em.
Do they sound at all like the "Chipmunks"?
Simon was always my favorite. Alvin was second.
I hope they come back.
If you can get them on your cel-phone, you could become rich!
Hold fire and hit "record".

[JJP]

UFO is more like a cross between the Scorpions and Judas Priest.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by JJP

UFO is more like a cross between the Scorpions and Judas Priest.

Well JJP,
I don't know much about scorpions...just that if I ever come across one, I'd squish it first. That tail is fearsome.
As far as Judas...we all know what happened to him...30 pieces of silver, right?
Priests? As long as they don't go after little altar boys, I'm neutral. Do they go to the same school as Foley?
Cut our interplanetary friends a break.
Uncle Ned will on his next round at the skeet range. Practice is important.
As far as seeing out alien buddies and getting their voices on tape, be ready, be vigilant, look up. BE PREPARED!!!
Gosh, I miss Simon. Alvin and Theodore too.

"Look, up ahead...."

[Downthestretch55]

Uh Oh! Uh Oh!
Is this a meterorite? Testing is in the works.
My thinking is that they're fighting back, hitting us with their big stuff.
But why NJ? Lots of nice folks live there, and Uncle Ned, the guy that fired the first shot is in upstate NY.
Wrong state little alien buddies.
Let's have an immediate truce! Uncle Ned didn't mean it! It was a mistake!

http://www.slate.com/id/2156924/fr/flyout

[Downthestretch55]

Wow! My dog is barking his head off! I think I just saw something very strange land behind the barn... little flashing blue and green lights.
I'm not scared...well, a little.
I hope I can negotiate with them.
I'll let you know when I get back...if I'm not abducted.
Shut up dog! You'll scare them!
Where's my light saber?

[Downthestretch55]

Whew! I'm back. I knew you were worried.
Everything is safe.
The dog finally stopped barking. I found my flashlight but not my light saber.
Anyway, I went behind the barn.
No flashing lights, no spaceship.
All I saw was a squirrel.
It ran away.
Well, I'll continue to be vigilant, protecting the planet from invaders and all that stuff.
Keep your eyes open, your head up, and report to "command center" if you find anything.
"Bring 'em on!"
DTer's ain't skeered of anything!

[Downthestretch55]

I went back this morning to investigate in day light.
You're not going to believe this. There was a crop circle!
Well, it could be...then it might just be where one of the cats that roam around did something that burned the grass. It's about the size of a small sized frisbee.
I'm very interested to know if any DTer's have a siting. Post it here.
Thanks!
Keep watching, heads up. I think they're gentle and want to be friends.

[skippy3481]

Dts,
I'm glad you are poking fun at something but very simply if i pilot sees something and says its not weather, then 99 times out of a 100 its not. We as pilots are taught not to report UFO's to the FAA. Why you ask... because it always seems the faa yanks your license until you go to a pysch counsul. There have been numerous sightings over the last 10 years in which nothing appeared on the radar but more then once the military has launched alert fighters to check it out. Then of course the government denies everything. You know me well enough to know I'm not a conspiracy nut, but when a pilot says that he saw something that was abnormal, attach some intelligence to it. We spend a great deal more time up in the air then anyone else.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by skippy3481

Dts,
I'm glad you are poking fun at something but very simply if i pilot sees something and says its not weather, then 99 times out of a 100 its not. We as pilots are taught not to report UFO's to the FAA. Why you ask... because it always seems the faa yanks your license until you go to a pysch counsul. There have been numerous sightings over the last 10 years in which nothing appeared on the radar but more then once the military has launched alert fighters to check it out. Then of course the government denies everything. You know me well enough to know I'm not a conspiracy nut, but when a pilot says that he saw something that was abnormal, attach some intelligence to it. We spend a great deal more time up in the air then anyone else.

Skippy,
Believe me my friend, I'm not "poking fun".
You pilots are our best eyes in the sky. I mean it.
I've had people tell me I'm a bit crazy about this but...well, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. That crop circle gave me chills, and there have been other occurances, that I won't get into now.
Please report anything you see. I mean it. Then it won't be just me that's accused of being crazy.
Also, their crafts might be smaller than most people think.
Please report any and all sightings.
Thanks.
DTS

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by JJP

The last time UFO was in Chicago I think they played the Int'l Amphitheatre. "Rock Bottom" live is as good as any hard rock song....especially w/Michael Schenker shredding the Flying V.

hell yes i was there...love to love...jjp you are the man..

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

hell yes i was there...love to love...jjp you are the man..

Hooves,
"Love to love" might be the best approach. I don't think they mean us any harm. They're just a little confused by our "doings".
Uncle Ned didn't help much.
DTS

[skippy3481]

Honestly i dont know if i believe there are aliens or not. Obviously, I've never seen anything, but im telling you, many sightings go unreported. The only way i would ever report it, is if i was asking for military help because i thought the object posed a risk to the aircraft or crew. Besides that, shoot its just not worth it. It's no diffrent then the whole pilots carrying guns on aircraft. No thanx.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by skippy3481

Honestly i dont know if i believe there are aliens or not. Obviously, I've never seen anything, but im telling you, many sightings go unreported. The only way i would ever report it, is if i was asking for military help because i thought the object posed a risk to the aircraft or crew. Besides that, shoot its just not worth it. It's no diffrent then the whole pilots carrying guns on aircraft. No thanx.

Skippy,
If you see anything, you can post it here. I don't think any DTer's will report you to the FAA.
I don't think thy're trying to cause "risk". They've been watching for a while.
Heck, many people don't even believe in Big Foot either.
There are always doubters.
We all know what happened in Nevada, and Idaho.
There's really no use in keeping this a secret any longer.
DTS