Do i have the only Jewish dog

[Byebyemermaid]

I get home from work,the dog has been in his crate so i open the back door leading to the backyard figuring he wants to run around and stretch his legs but,nooo he jumps on the sectional in the den and lays down.When he does go outside before you know it he wants back in i guess because it's too cold.He's a chocolate lab and weighs 125 pounds,he's got enough insulation.Then when we do play ball outside sometimes he can't catch the ball for anything,and then sometimes he can't seem to find it.This is the same breed that they use to locate people whov've been in earthquakes.And then he throws you for a curve.Since we've had him my wife has insisted on giving him filtered water.So what does Hershey do.He drinks the dirty water that sits on top of the pool cover.But we love him cause he's so goofy and he lets the 7 pound cat beat him up.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Byebyemermaid

I get home from work,the dog has been in his crate so i open the back door leading to the backyard figuring he wants to run around and stretch his legs but,nooo he jumps on the sectional in the den and lays down.When he does go outside before you know it he wants back in i guess because it's too cold.He's a chocolate lab and weighs 125 pounds,he's got enough insulation.Then when we do play ball outside sometimes he can't catch the ball for anything,and then sometimes he can't seem to find it.This is the same breed that they use to locate people whov've been in earthquakes.And then he throws you for a curve.Since we've had him my wife has insisted on giving him filtered water.So what does Hershey do.He drinks the dirty water that sits on top of the pool cover.But we love him cause he's so goofy and he lets the 7 pound cat beat him up.

My black lab is a huge lapdog, but she retrieves with the best of them.

Too funny about your wife giving Hershey filtered water! Coal gets filtered water too, but she'll drink the stagnant water that sits in the driveway after it rains. Your dog weighs 125? That's big! We had a golden retriever that weighed in at 130 and he wasn't fat. Ironically enough, he was extremely small as a pup, but had HUGE paws. My black lab weighs 85 lbs. She was the runt of her litter and only supposed to weigh 55-60 lbs due to having parvo as a puppy, but she ended up bigger than her mom and dad, haha.

[Byebyemermaid]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

My black lab is a huge lapdog, but she retrieves with the best of them.

Too funny about your wife giving Hershey filtered water! Coal gets filtered water too, but she'll drink the stagnant water that sits in the driveway after it rains. Your dog weighs 125? That's big! We had a golden retriever that weighed in at 130 and he wasn't fat. Ironically enough, he was extremely small as a pup, but had HUGE paws. My black lab weighs 85 lbs. She was the runt of her litter and only supposed to weigh 55-60 lbs due to having parvo as a puppy, but she ended up bigger than her mom and dad, haha.

Got to leave in about 5 minutes to get the kids but to answer you're question is he had enormous paws as a puppy.No fat on him i try to get him as much exercise as possible.Eats twice a day and i've only given him Iams and Eukanuba dry food and on occasion Merrick out of a can.I'm very fortunate that one of my clients is a distributor of dog and cat food.It really is ridiculous if a bag has a tear in it or the can has a dent they can't sell it.I have no problem with that.by the way if i was ever starving he'd have to fight me for that Merrick food.It's gourmet and all natural.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Byebyemermaid

Got to leave in about 5 minutes to get the kids but to answer you're question is he had enormous paws as a puppy.No fat on him i try to get him as much exercise as possible.Eats twice a day and i've only given him Iams and Eukanuba dry food and on occasion Merrick out of a can.I'm very fortunate that one of my clients is a distributor of dog and cat food.It really is ridiculous if a bag has a tear in it or the can has a dent they can't sell it.I have no problem with that.by the way if i was ever starving he'd have to fight me for that Merrick food.It's gourmet and all natural.

Coal eats the Wingaling canned food from Merrick in with her dry dog food... she loves it. We used to feed our dogs Eukanuba, but when Iams (Eukanuba) was purchased by Proctor and Gamble, the quality seemed to go down and my dogs actually started getting sick. Coal has been eating a dry dog food called Canidae her whole life... it's good stuff.

http://www.canidae.com/

[GPK]

My baby girl, bless her heart, is a lesbian. You think I'm joking...she walks around many times during the day sneaking up on my parents dog and starts humping from behind. I told her if she is gonna do that, at least let daddy buy her a strap-on

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by T3B

My baby girl, bless her heart, is a lesbian. You think I'm joking...she walks around many times during the day sneaking up on my parents dog and starts humping from behind. I told her if she is gonna do that, at least let daddy buy her a strap-on

lol
nothing to do with sex--she's not a lesbian, but a dominatrix!!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Danzig188

lol
nothing to do with sex--she's not a lesbian, but a dominatrix!!!

Deb...im telling ya babe...I think she is. But, being the loving father that I am, I will support her in whatever lifestyle choice she makes

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by T3B

Deb...im telling ya babe...I think she is. But, being the loving father that I am, I will support her in whatever lifestyle choice she makes

hehe
maybe she's bi...aren't you guys into chicks like that?!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Danzig188

hehe
maybe she's bi...aren't you guys into chicks like that?!

See...I gotta draw the line there for her. No riding the fence, no being selfish, no getting the best of both worlds. She is gonna have to make a choice.

[paisjpq]

Mrs. P is bi...and into domination
my brother got a puppy in december and he decided that the dog must be jewish because it kept attacking his christmas tree ...he propably would have been Buddist (since the dog is a shar-pei) but the pet store only had stuffed Dreidel toys...no stuffed buddhas