Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to myself:



Vaporization Chamber smoking....needs attention due to overuse.



Must provide maintenance.




Alos consider purchasing 10 more chambers.

Note to self:

Remind Morty that the dull knives in the drawer are always available for spelling consultations.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



MM debate team members reduced to pointing out spelling errors as only possible counters.



This goes all the way back to GreatInternet Comebacks VOL I.





Consider purchasing 20 more chambers.

[jman5581]

Note to myself:

Check VIX to make sure it wasn't more than I thought.

Do not chastise those that cannot comprehend the possibility of making more than one's own hourly wage over the course of an hour.

Log off and apply self to matters of more importance, such as one's oral argument to be made in front of an audience in approximately 5 days.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!







Pardon me.









Wonder if oral arguement is to be in front of frog audience.

Arguer may have chance at passing grade then.

Apparently he has made another $750.



But I wouldn't know.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Think he is arguing about whether he really has had all those $750 days.

Must provide proof.




Going to be in big trouble.

Don't think circles on programs will be enough.


Also will have to explain circle erasures.








He's toast.

[jman5581]

Note to self:


Say....May it please the court instead of May it please the frogs...

[jman5581]

Note to self:

do not show options trades to idiots....they will kill themselves for playing horsies all these years.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Why not show options trades to idiots?






Probabaly because they fell off their chairs in laughter the last time he did.

[jman5581]

Note to self:


Explain to woof-woof that May 07 16.00 ^VIX Calls have gone up 16% today.



Explain that VIX is not a horsetrack abbreviation.



Explain, PJ does not use pencil.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: well, I see some people have been busy...darts are in hand.
Morty for christ's sake behave.

[Mortimer]

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Find photo copy of 50 large win ticket purchased on CatThief from BCC a few years back.







Isn't the internet wonderful?

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



If PJ Man were Simpson's attorney Simpson would have been known as TwoMinutesToToast.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:






Uh-oh.













Please let Thebby know I did not do anything wrong.

And that I love her very much.




O =:>

[ArlJim78]

Note to myself:




let other forum members in on cure for endless jeff foworty posts.




take two number two pencils.





sharpen them.






simultaneously plunge them through eye sockets.







rinse and repeat.






if pain persists go to more extreme measures.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: if I have missed posts that offend please PM me to point them out...

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





AJ watches too much tv.....as well as this thread.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



All those by PJ Man,Buffy,ShortArm and AJ.......and Swill.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Oh just dart the entire Mickey Mouse Club Debate Team.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





I wish to request the whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread be vaporized.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Find photo copy of 50 large win ticket purchased on CatThief from BCC a few years back.



Isn't the internet wonderful?

Note to self:

Tell Morty that if he purchased MSFT at it's debut in 1986, one share today would probably be worth around 7 or 8k. God only knows how much it would be worth if it hadn't split so many times.