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Mortimer · #**161** 07-16-2007, 05:52 PM

As the hands of the clock meet again tonight...

...we here never again shall.

Please adorn me now.

For tomorrow brings no more.

Rileyoriley · #**162** 07-16-2007, 07:49 PM

I have the tinsel!!!!! Let the adorning begin!

Mortimer · #**163** 07-16-2007, 08:52 PM

Too kind...but I'm going to look pretty sorry with just tinsel.

I was hoping for a candy cane decerator and some electronic genuises to stop by as well.

Phooey.

Rileyoriley · #**164** 07-16-2007, 08:56 PM

Ok, I'll pull out the Christmas lights but you have to untangle them.

Mortimer · #**165** 07-16-2007, 08:58 PM

Ma'am...did you ever try and untangle tree lights with feather hands?

It just don't work.

Rileyoriley · #**166** 07-16-2007, 09:00 PM

Perhaps Scissorhands could help..........

Never mind. Scratch that. I'll untangle them.

Mortimer · #**167** 07-16-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Perhaps Scissorhands could help..........

Never mind. Scratch that. I'll untangle them.

ror!!

Scissorshands is a fool!

AeWingnut · #**168** 07-16-2007, 09:06 PM

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police.

Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

Rileyoriley · #**169** 07-16-2007, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police.

Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

So that's where crop circles come from.......Thebby!

AeWingnut · #**170** 07-16-2007, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

So that's where crop circles come from.......Thebby!

I think that is a cop circle

Rileyoriley · #**171** 07-16-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

I think that is a cop circle

LMAO!

Mortimer · #**172** 07-17-2007, 10:12 AM

..boo-hoo...cry-cry....I miss me so much already.......

Mortimer · #**173** 07-17-2007, 10:14 AM

...how could I do this to me?.....sob,cry,sob....

Mortimer · #**174** 07-17-2007, 10:17 AM

..why if I ever see me again.........oh what's the use.....this is terrible...

I don't want to live.

I do not want to live.

Mortimer · #**175** 07-17-2007, 10:25 AM

..God knows I've tried....I tried to be what everyone wanted...I was their friend......I was their ear...I was their confidant..........I was their very bad man.....I was their object of affection.....

...but now look at me......I have been used up and tossed into the trash can like a crinkled up 5x8 card........and I have left me....

...and nowhere to go because no one wants me.....

.....oh sob,cry....HONK! .....sob-sob...cry-cry....

paisjpq · #**176** 07-17-2007, 10:27 AM

pull yourself together Morty....there's no whining at Derby Trail

Mortimer · #**177** 07-17-2007, 10:30 AM

...even Thebby now mocks me....

....this is truly the end.......I cannot sink any deeper.....

...I cannot go on without me.....

Mortimer · #**178** 07-17-2007, 10:35 AM

..even %$#@! doesn't want me.......more rejection....I have left me and no one wants me....

...deeper into the abyss I sink.......knowing what the end brings,but not knowing where the end is......

...I am so full of woe...no one knows woe as I know woe....

....woe is mah a s s.......

Rileyoriley · #**179** 07-17-2007, 08:26 PM

Listen to Thebby. Whining is very unbecoming behavior for a distinguished duster such as yourself.

Mortimer · #**180** 07-17-2007, 08:42 PM

Thank you...I have come to your...I mean my senses.