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Old 07-21-2008, 10:52 AM
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We'll be in Evening Attire's autograph line!
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:31 AM
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OOOOOOOOOO




Very fitting.
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:39 AM
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Will you hire Kent Desormeaux's wife for modeling purposes?
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:40 AM
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OOOOOOOOOO




Very fitting.
So which lass do you like in the opening day feature?

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6 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Ocean Colors Bridgmohan S X 119 L
2 Mani Bhavan Velazquez J R 119 L
3 Collegiate Prado E S 119 L
4 Renda Castellano J J 119 L
5 Chartreux Hill C 119 L
6 Ouchy Night Desormeaux K J 119 L
7 Mine All Mine Trujillo E 117 L
8 Boom Town Sally Coa E M 119 L
9 Cameron Crazies Leparoux J R 119
10 Girlfrienontheside Velasquez C 119 L
11 Jardin Albarado R J 119 L
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:41 AM
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Will you hire Kent Desormeaux's wife for modeling purposes?
You don't think she is pretty?
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:51 AM
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1 Ocean Colors Bridgmohan S X 119 L
Yea!
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:11 PM
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Yea!
Ah..first throw out of the race.


Let's go with the 4 for the win ...and box with the 6.









Wok good.
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:59 PM
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I know Sighty-poo and Franny FINE Bottom aren't going to be in someones autograph line at Sara'sToga.
FTFY.....
Morty, do remember what the huntsman did to the wolf....
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:01 PM
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They're both going to wash this gray right out of their HA-YAIR.






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Old 07-21-2008, 01:04 PM
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Talk about yer crop circles.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:07 PM
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Morty, do remember what the huntsman did to the wolf....

^^^ Dot to trot.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:08 PM
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You don't think she is pretty?

^^^ Boy I'd love to dot her l.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:09 PM
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Ya gotta love me.


What game do dots love?





Poker dots.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:13 PM
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What did the Chinese person say about the new Chinese dot invention?





DOT WOK GOOD!!
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:13 PM
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Why doesn't the dotted line never have any dots!?
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:14 PM
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DOT ME BABY!!
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:21 PM
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Dotting me sofly...with his song...
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:31 PM
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I dot music...I dot rhythm...I....
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:35 PM
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That's like the dot calling the kettle red.



What does this mean?


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Dotto.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:40 PM
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What did the dot say when finally finding his long lost friend?



Dotor Livingston...I presume?
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