OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!

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You've read the story of Jesse James--
Of how he lived and died;
If you're still in needski
Of something to readski
Here's the story of Bonnie and The Philski.

Now Bonnie and The Philski are the Barrow gang.
I'm sure you all have read
How they speed and illegally park
And those who squeal
Are usually found dying or notype.

There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
They're not so ruthless as that;
Their nature is raw;
They hate the law--
The stool pigeons, spotters, and notypes---I mean rats.

They call them cold-blooded killers;
They say they are heartless and mean;
But I say this with prideski,
That I once knew The Philski
And I guess they were right.

But the laws fooled around,
Kept taking him down
And locking him up in a cell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll always be stale,
So I'll meet a few of them on NerdyTrail."

The road was so dimly lighted;
There were no highway signs to guide;
But they made up their minds
If all roads were blind in this nation,
They wouldn't give up till caught and issued a traffic citation.

The road gets dimmer and dimmer;
Sometimes you can hardly see;
But it's fight, man to man,
And do all you can,
So I shouted...EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT PHILSKI!!

From heart-break some people have suffered;
From weariness some people have died;
But take it all in all,
Our troubles are small
Till we get like Bonnie and The Philski.

If a no parking zone is violated in Dallas,
And they have no clue or guideski;
If they can't find a fiend,
They just wipe their slate clean
And hang it on Bonnie and The Philski.

There's two crimes committed in America
Not accredited to the Barrow mob;
They had no part
In speeding in the dark,
Nor the Kansas City illiegal turn job.

A newsboy once said to his buddy:
"I wish old Philski would get jumped;
In these awful hard times
We'd make a few dimes
If he cracked up his old piece of junk."

The police haven't got the report yet,
But The Philski called me up today;
He said, "Don't run any lights--
We aren't working nights--
We're joining the AAA."

From Irving to West Dallas viaduct
Is known as the Great Divide,
Where the women are kin,
And the men are men,
And they won't "stool" on Bonnie and The Philski.

If they try to act like citizens
And rent them a nice little flat,
About the third night
They're invited to fight
By a sub-gun's rat-tat-tat.

They don't think they're too smart or desperate,
They know that the law always wins;
They've been shot at before,
But they do not ignore
That death is the wages of sin.

Some day they'll go down together;
They'll bury them side by side;
To few it'll be grief--
To the law a relief--
But it's death for Bonnie and The Philski.

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Also be advised of Bonnie and The Philski's dangerous nincompoop partner (aka notype).......WD Stoned.

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Wheel Barrow is Stevie Hasbeen and his wife( Blanched) is played by Cajunatah.

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I know I'm hopeful Ms. Parker comes back to go into her experiences on making your getaway from those pop safety inspections.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

MEEP-MEEP!!

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You've read the story of Jesse James--
Of how he lived and died;
If you're still in needski
Of something to readski
Here's the story of Bonnie and The Philski.

Now Bonnie and The Philski are the Barrow gang.
I'm sure you all have read
How they speed and illegally park
And those who squeal
Are usually found dying or notype.

There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
They're not so ruthless as that;
Their nature is raw;
They hate the law--
The stool pigeons, spotters, and notypes---I mean rats.

They call them cold-blooded killers;
They say they are heartless and mean;
But I say this with prideski,
That I once knew The Philski
And I guess they were right.

But the laws fooled around,
Kept taking him down
And locking him up in a cell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll always be stale,
So I'll meet a few of them on NerdyTrail."

The road was so dimly lighted;
There were no highway signs to guide;
But they made up their minds
If all roads were blind in this nation,
They wouldn't give up till caught and issued a traffic citation.

The road gets dimmer and dimmer;
Sometimes you can hardly see;
But it's fight, man to man,
And do all you can,
So I shouted...EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT PHILSKI!!

From heart-break some people have suffered;
From weariness some people have died;
But take it all in all,
Our troubles are small
Till we get like Bonnie and The Philski.

If a no parking zone is violated in Dallas,
And they have no clue or guideski;
If they can't find a fiend,
They just wipe their slate clean
And hang it on Bonnie and The Philski.

There's two crimes committed in America
Not accredited to the Barrow mob;
They had no part
In speeding in the dark,
Nor the Kansas City illiegal turn job.

A newsboy once said to his buddy:
"I wish old Philski would get jumped;
In these awful hard times
We'd make a few dimes
If he cracked up his old piece of junk."

The police haven't got the report yet,
But The Philski called me up today;
He said, "Don't run any lights--
We aren't working nights--
We're joining the AAA."

From Irving to West Dallas viaduct
Is known as the Great Divide,
Where the women are kin,
And the men are men,
And they won't "stool" on Bonnie and The Philski.

If they try to act like citizens
And rent them a nice little flat,
About the third night
They're invited to fight
By a sub-gun's rat-tat-tat.

They don't think they're too smart or desperate,
They know that the law always wins;
They've been shot at before,
But they do not ignore
That death is the wages of sin.

Some day they'll go down together;
They'll bury them side by side;
To few it'll be grief--
To the law a relief--
But it's death for Bonnie and The Philski.

You lost me at "needski"!

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Originally Posted by philcski

You lost me at "needski"!

Well don't look at me...Bonnie wrote it.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well don't look at me...Bonnie wrote it.

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eauxh!!

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

YOU TELL 'EM!!!!

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Gee I love it when she gets desperado frisky like that!!

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Ya picked a fan tam ta leave me Lew-seal


Now ah gotta git me mah own corn -meal

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The ol' pm override is soon to come...I can feel it.

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Gosh...I'm still reeling from that last notype zinger.



I may have to get myself to the nearest Barbershop to tend to my near fatal wounds.

man, i try to kid with you and get yelled at, try to be cool and join your posse and get yelled at.......is there any pleasing you morty? i bet if i learn how to post pictures of boobees, you'd be my friend, huh??

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

If he won't be your friend after boo-bee pictures, Late Fires will. For whatever that's worth.

ha, i've seen ol' late in action and am sure you're right.

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Originally Posted by notyep59

man, i try to kid with you and get yelled at, try to be cool and join your posse and get yelled at.......is there any pleasing you morty? i bet if i learn how to post pictures of boobees, you'd be my friend, huh??

AWWWWWWWWW!




The Master Blaster turns into the Whipping Boy.










You are sssssso predictable.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

If he won't be your friend after boo-bee pictures, Late Fires will. For whatever that's worth.

Consnorting with the canopy....aye?



Well he does make a good sunblocker----I guess.

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