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Old 06-20-2008, 03:23 PM
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fr&l-a!!!!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




I don't know what fr&l-a means please interpert!!!


Why you are truly amazing, thinking and typing and




POOF



I reappeared, fine mental powers sir.





I shall rename you THE GREAT AND AMAZING MORITMER !!!!!

The wonderous, mind-boggling feats of magic will swoon the faint of heart !!!!!!!



By chance are you the reincarnation of Herr Doktor Mesmer...haunting this scary cah-sol?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:32 PM
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Thank you so much Tranny...I mean Franny.





We're even as I had to look up this Mesmer guy.

Dragon Tail.

Shame on you!





fr&l-a was developed my myself and a fine poster by the name of DaveK1 sauce.



In the spirit of 1984...or maybe BraveNewWorld.....we were working on shortening the language,but with no ulterior motive.

It means ( literally--mind you)-----floor rolling and laughing minus azz.

This compresses the more common term----rolling on the floor laughing my azz off. ( rotflmao)












Also thank you for the "great Mortimer"....but that has been shortened for sometime now to................MORTE'.

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Old 06-20-2008, 03:55 PM
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Thank you so much Tranny...I mean Franny.
We're even as I had to look up this Mesmer guy.

Dragon Tail.

Shame on you!


fr&l-a was developed my myself and a fine poster by the name of DaveK1 sauce.

In the spirit of 1984...or maybe BraveNewWorld.....we were working on shortening the language,but with no ulterior motive.

It means ( literally--mind you)-----floor rolling and laughing minus azz.

This compresses the more common term----rolling on the floor laughing my azz off.


Also thank you for the "great Mortimer"....but that has been shortened for sometime now to................MORTE'.


Well then....fr&l-a, I particularly like it in blue, and in the franklin font.
But why minus the AZZ?

Then forevermore you shall be MORTE', to be recorded with the likes Houdini and Eisenheim !!!!!!

If this cah-sol remains pure and clean I shall try to return to this nites hauntings, BUT I MUST bring my pointed tin foil hat.


Oh and I think Sighty is watching the lawn grow somewhere.....
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:00 PM
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Well then....fr&l-a, I particularly like it in blue, and in the franklin font.
But why minus the AZZ?

Then forevermore you shall be MORTE', to be recorded with the likes Houdini and Eisenheim !!!!!!

If this cah-sol remains pure and clean I shall try to return to this nites hauntings, BUT I MUST bring my pointed tin foil hat.


Oh and I think Sighty is watching the lawn grow somewhere.....

OK...I hope you're not being disingenuous here.






fr&l-a = rotflmao


Now you see why "minus azz" ??


You do fine work.




But actually I think Sighty is modeling in some Sightings reruns.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:15 PM
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OK...I hope you're not being disingenuous here.






fr&l-a = rotflmao


Now you see why "minus azz" ??


You do fine work.




But actually I think Sighty is modeling in some Sightings reruns.
Never, I have always admired your fine work.

Oh yes, I see now minuz the azz...hahahahahahhaha....

And I'm pretty sure Sighty is watching some grass grow, well maybe not today but for sure tomorrow.

What she hasn't told you her plans to watch the lawn grow.....UH-OH !
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:19 PM
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after viewing this you may be begging for the smut.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz9sjMGUM9k
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:20 PM
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I'm fogging out on her and watching grass grow---I just know it has a dual meaning.




EISENHEIM?????
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:22 PM
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I have entered the Cas Hol but after looking around I am leaving....I think there are two people that want to be alone, so I'm going now and won't be back. That sound you may here isn't me. Neither is that.......or that...
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:58 PM
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Yes sir...stay in the....CAH-SOL.


Stay right in here until 1 or 2 AM.



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Old 06-20-2008, 08:58 PM
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DiSpencer stopped by the ...CAH-SOL...earlier. He left this tape...something he made for NoodleFan.




He did a nice job....let's not laugh at him thrill seekers.This is definitely Not The Hopple.





Take it away Bri!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqE3A...eature=related
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:12 PM
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I like his shoes..................
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:39 PM
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The question is...will NoodleFan?
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:54 PM
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I have penned a new version of Johnny B. Goode.



I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it-----Johnny B. Goode:






Deep down in in your mind near the noodle lump
Way back up in the lobes of your memory dump
There stood old SnowyWoods made so soft yet so sinwey
Where lived an imaginary boy named Morty Foxworthy
Who'd never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play your mind just like a ringin' a bell

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

He used to carry his book o' poims in a funny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by BrownSugars shack
Her and Deb-O-Deb would see him him sittin' in the shade
Hummin' with the rhythm that his noodle made
NerdyTrailers passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little Woodsy boy's gonna get killed some day

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

His mother told him someday you will be a man
And when you do I suggest you just better scram
Many TrueSwine comin' from miles around
To hear your poims ,throw rocks, call you names and plant you in the ground
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' "Morty in Woods better run away tonight"

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

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Old 06-20-2008, 11:17 PM
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ooOOOOOooooPOO!






I don't know if I can haunt tonight.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:27 PM
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performed by Bachman, Turner Overdrive?
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:32 PM
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I have penned a new version of Johnny B. Goode.



I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it-----Johnny B. Goode:






Deep down in in your mind near the noodle lump
Way back up in the lobes of your memory dump
There stood old SnowyWoods made so soft yet so sinwey
Where lived an imaginary boy named Morty Foxworthy
Who'd never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play your mind just like a ringin' a bell

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

He used to carry his book o' poims in a funny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by BrownSugars shack
Her and Deb-O-Deb would see him him sittin' in the shade
Hummin' with the rhythm that his noodle made
NerdyTrailers passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little Woodsy boy's gonna get killed some day

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

His mother told him someday you will be a man
And when you do I suggest you just better scram
Many TrueSwine comin' from miles around
To hear your poims ,throw rocks, call you names and plant you in the ground
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' "Morty in Woods better run away tonight"

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods


ROR!
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FR&L-A

Pies for you...

!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:34 PM
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I like his shoes..................


NO I did not like his shoes..I wouldn't even wear those....
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:46 PM
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NO I did not like his shoes..I wouldn't even wear those....

I have them on right now......ummmmmmmmm
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:49 PM
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I have them on right now......ummmmmmmmm
Very odd...maybe MORTE' should call you tranny...

I do like your cat pictures though.
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:05 AM
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it's midnight at the .....CAH-SOL
i am so dizzy
franny is a.....SIGHT-FOL,
ny-quil.....ibettergetbusy!!
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