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Old 10-26-2008, 03:38 AM
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Old 10-26-2008, 03:46 AM
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Another big crowd here at the...CAH-SOL...







yay
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Old 10-26-2008, 04:05 AM
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Hey!


I have an idea!!









nah
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Old 10-26-2008, 04:41 AM
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Man..what time does the sun rise anyway??
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Old 10-26-2008, 12:00 PM
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Old 10-26-2008, 12:20 PM
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Old 10-26-2008, 12:45 PM
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Old 10-28-2008, 12:29 PM
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Old 10-28-2008, 12:42 PM
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Which only goes to show that just because your name is Womack doesn't mean you can sing.




Ad that's the worst opening I have ever seen in my life.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:01 PM
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I once was a gambler,
I bet my money wrong.
I once was a gamble,
I bet my money wrong.
Look for my baby,
Mess up my happy home.

Look for my money,
Look for my watch and chain.
Look for my money,
You know she pawned my watch and chain.
Told the DA,
Even your name.

You old fat witch,you
Ah know'd you took mah mothah fucl<in' fishy fry cooker,too
You so ugly..you should be in a zoo
You put mah picks up on NerdyTrail
That's wah you is goin' to jail

Ahm sick o' yo big mouth
I’m through with gambling,
Some other fool can have my room,
I’m through with gambling,
Some other fool can have my room.
Might die of whisky,
But gambling sure won’t be my doom.



Fucl<...I did die of whisky.
But ah was a good guy and never pretended to be any bettah than you
You fat old ugly witch.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:11 PM
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I have disabled my cable.












Fucl<.














Wait a minute.
























I have disabled my enable private messaging.

I'm sure you are all very happy.

I will kill myself at precisely zero dark 30 tonight.






Try and stop me.





I mean don't try and stop me.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:24 PM
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I have disabled my cable.


Fucl<.

Wait a minute.

I have disabled my enable private messaging.

I'm sure you are all very happy.

I will kill myself at precisely zero dark 30 tonight.

Try and stop me.
I mean don't try and stop me.
You can't do that until at least friday after midnite......

you have hauntings to conduct until then.....



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Old 10-28-2008, 01:29 PM
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blech
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:50 PM
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blech
Bl....




































THUD!!!!
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:51 PM
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ror!!





Jezzy.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:04 PM
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ror!!





Jezzy.
Snort!!











BratFace....this is Franny.....













Who is Baff....I mean...... who is Jezzy????
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:27 PM
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Snort!!


BratFace....this is Franny.....


Who is Baff....I mean...... who is Jezzy????

You should have been in The Imposters.

Leave me alone.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:40 PM
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You should have been in The Imposters.

Leave me alone.
Why?
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:48 PM
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Why?
You don't like me anymore----no one does.




I am all a-lone.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:50 PM
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You don't like me anymore----no one does.




I am all a-lone.
Sir, who mentioned this?

While I was at the Breeders Cup, I was bothered with more questions about who the great Morty was then any other question.
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