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Old 10-28-2008, 02:52 PM
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Sir, who mentioned this?

While I was at the Breeders Cup, I was bothered with more questions about who the great Morty was then any other question.

Shore.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:05 PM
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SIR!!!!


You are THE Predator. Act like it for Steven H. Crist's sake.
Phooey.

I didn't want to rule en leff!



















Stop it.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:58 PM
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You don't like me anymore----no one does.




I am all a-lone.

Oh po-boy macadami.....you made me cry......

are you that upset about the little doggies brother....geez

Hossy is right....
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SIR!!!!


You are THE Predator. Act like it for Steven H. Crist's sake.
Ya think we should take down that wolf and put up a lamb?

But then again your right...I don't like you





AH..... you!!!!!
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:12 PM
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You do not...you lie.




Nothing will stop me.

Not even lies.
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:20 PM
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You do not...you lie.




Nothing will stop me.

Not even lies.
hrrrrmmmmph......but I NEVAH lie !!!!!

Why is your green light on today, I just noticed that.

Which reminds me, I have some gardening to do.

OH BYTHEWAY...Scavarino is correct..you are a topic of conversion when at the racetrack not just Santa's Anita's...

I am expecting a BIG BIG haunting in THE CAH-SOL, you better not let me down.



Jezzy
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:32 PM
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I die tonight.


Thanks all the same.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:43 PM
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I die tonight.


Thanks all the same.

A suggestion sir:
Instead of dying and returning as a ghost for Halloween, be a serial killer and dismantle that baby-hater Skids.



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Oh! To answer your question (since you've shut down your PM), a woman with a VERY hen-pecked husband.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:47 PM
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I think we crossed against the green.




Anyhoo....SkidsMom has fought his way to the top and deserves the Crown of the Buffoon.He worked hard for it.It just goes to show what happens when PreparationH meets Inspiration.

SkidsMom.




















And oh my God.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:50 PM
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I think we crossed against the green.




Anyhoo....SkidsMom has fought his way to the top and deserves the Crown of the Buffoon.He worked hard for it.It just goes to show what happens when PreparationH meets Inspiration.

SkidsMom.




















And oh my God.




I think Skidsmom should have aborted when she had the chance.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:52 PM
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I think Skidsmom should have aborted when she had the chance.

The Good Lord knows she was warned.




She was told that was KentuckyRoseMary'sInMay Baby.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:00 PM
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The Good Lord knows she was warned.




She was told that was KentuckyRoseMary'sInMay Baby.


She was obviously over 40 when she had him.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:02 PM
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She was obviously over 40 when she had him.

46..to be exact.




Really...be careful what you say. He may well put you on ignore.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:04 PM
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Oh---I think he's Brian from GhostHunters.

That's perfect---really. They both hear things on EVP no one else can.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:05 PM
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46..to be exact.




Really...be careful what you say. He may well put you on ignore.





I would be honored.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:08 PM
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Oh---I think he's Brian from GhostHunters.

That's perfect---really. They both hear things on EVP no one else can.

I shall have to watch the show to see this "Brian".

I understand Ghosthunters was in Springfield Ma to check out a haunted bar (Theodore's). I've been in there. No ghosts. Just jerks.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:12 PM
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I shall have to watch the show to see this "Brian".

I understand Ghosthunters was in Springfield Ma to check out a haunted bar (Theodore's). I've been in there. No ghosts. Just jerks.

Yup...that's about their speed.

Franny's stories aren't any better---believe me.


Just imagine what SM would be like in real life. ....that's Brian. The Yuk-'Em-Up of the spook chasing team.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:13 PM
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Always notice at the end of the show...they leave their laptop and walk out.

Morte you should have them do an investigation on your basement....free laptop!
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:14 PM
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He's telling people how the stock market works now.



Is there anything he doesn't jinx?
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:15 PM
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Always notice at the end of the show...they leave their laptop and walk out.

Morte you should have them do an investigation on your basement....free laptop!

You know ,Geeker, ever notice how 90% of that show is about superfluous still life scenes?


I've never scene an entire tv show go off topic like they do.
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Yup...that's about their speed.

Franny's stories aren't any better---believe me.


Just imagine what SM would be like in real life. ....that's Brian. The Yuk-'Em-Up of the spook chasing team.


SM isn't worth imagining. Kind of like a fungus.

















































I like Franny's stories (especially the one about the killer serpent in her garden).
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